Lindsay Lohan is Out of Rehab
The Betty Ford Clinic is now 100% Lohan-free. This morning, Lindsay Lohan left the famed rehab center after a 90-day stint that included at least one attempted escape, a curfew violation and [...]
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Justin Bieber Has an Evil Internet Twin (Video)
The New Year has its first internet sensation: This kid on YouTube who looks exactly like Justin Bieber. Yes kids, he’s a Bieberganger. Or a Dopplebieber. I don’t know what you call [...]
Jan 03, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Mila Kunis Splits With Macaulay Culkin
For 8 years Macaulay Culkin was good enough for Mila Kunis. Then Mila started getting Oscar buzz for her performance in Darren Aronofsky‘s brainfuck ballet flick Black Swan and…Mila was gone faster [...]
Jan 03, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Snooki’s New Year’s Ball-Drop (Video)
I don’t know what I expected when I heard that Snooki would be dropping inside a ball for New Year’s. I figured it would be exciting somehow or at least cheesy and [...]
Jan 03, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Cash Warren Grabs Jessica Alba’s Ass (Plus Thursday Links)
Jessica Alba‘s ass belongs to Cash Warren…and not to you. Links: RIP Rosie the Riveter (Bitten and Bound) 2010: The Year in Celebrity Sideboob (Co Ed Magazine) 6 Cliche Things That Happen [...]
Chris Brown is Your 2010 Moron of the Year
Chris Brown was probably a massive moron for all of 2010 but it was the work he did at the very end that won him the coveted Moron of the Year award. [...]
Dec 30, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Indiana Residents Freak Out Over Snow Penises (Video)
Some people display nativity scenes on their front lawns, some leave their old junkers rusting out there on blocks…and some make sculptures of penises out of snow. I personally am less offended [...]
Dec 30, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Pot Dispensary Introduces Star Wars-Themed Marijuana Strain
In my lifetime there have been any number of Star Wars tie-in items, including action figures, video games, a legendarily shitty holiday special and a completely freakish burlesque show. But for most [...]
Dec 29, 2010 | 6 comments | View Post
Rupert Everett is Not Impressed With Jennifer Aniston’s Career
Rupert Everett is that rare show biz person who is willing to stomp all over the lives and careers of other show biz people without fear of repercussion – mostly, I suspect, [...]
Dec 29, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
The Biggest Concert Act of 2010: Bon Jovi
Forget Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. The biggest concert act of 2010 was none of those dynamic whippersnappers, but was instead the relatively generic and geriatric rock outfit [...]
Dec 29, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Proof That ALF Was a Vile Racist (Video)
Besides being one of the most annoying characters in TV history, puppet alien ALF was also a vile racist, as demonstrated by this newly-unearthed blooper reel that features the fictional extra-terrestrial dropping [...]
Dec 28, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Kelly Osbourne Ripped Her Ex-Boyfriend on Twitter
Twitter can be used for a lot of things, most of them evil, but perhaps its greatest and most noble application is as an outlet for the hurt feelings of insane chicks [...]
Dec 28, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
