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If You Do it Once They Call the Cops.  If You Do it 7,777 Times They Call Guinness.

If You Do it Once They Call the Cops. If You Do it 7,777 Times They Call Guinness.

Jeff Ondash had a dream:  to hug more people than anyone has ever hugged before.  Unfortunately, no one named Jeff Ondash would ever have the nerve to, for instance, travel to Las [...]

Presidents Day Tribute: 10 Memorable Presidential Appearances

Presidents Day Tribute: 10 Memorable Presidential Appearances

Presidents Day – you think it’s just that holiday in February you always forget about until the mail doesn’t come. But actually, Presidents Day is more than just a random excuse to [...]

A Very Britney Valentine’s Day…at the McDonald’s Drive-Thru

A Very Britney Valentine’s Day…at the McDonald’s Drive-Thru

Her hair extensions at full rattiness, Britney Spears accompanied agent/rumored lover Jason Trawick on a romantic Valentine’s Day McNugget run.  Britney is such a simple lass. All she asks is some Mickey [...]

Is Shakira Doing Her Spastic Shimmy Moves for Rafael Nadal?

Is Shakira Doing Her Spastic Shimmy Moves for Rafael Nadal?

Your daily probably inaccurate random celebrity hook-up report via Page 6:  A week after the two starred in a video together, jelly-butted pop star Shakira was seen dining in Barcelona with oft-injured [...]

Heidi Montag Continues to Labor Under the Illusion That We Are Fascinated by Her Fake Boobs and Frankenface

Heidi Montag Continues to Labor Under the Illusion That We Are Fascinated by Her Fake Boobs and Frankenface

A lot of folks are fretting over the economy, climate change and world political instability right now – and then there’s Heidi Montag who has nothing on her mind except her chin [...]

Southwest to Kevin Smith: “You Are too Fat to Fly on Our Planes.  Feel Free to Mock Us in Your Next Unfunny Swearfest.”

Southwest to Kevin Smith: “You Are too Fat to Fly on Our Planes. Feel Free to Mock Us in Your Next Unfunny Swearfest.”

(photo via Kevin Smith’s Twitter) Kevin Smith is known for a lot of things.  One:  He is a writer/director who used to make funny movies like Dogma but now just rehashes the [...]