“Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark” Actor Injured in 30-Foot Plunge (Video)
Wow. Some idiots were dumb enough to spend $65 million to make a stage show of Spider Man with music by Bono. And they spent about 30 cents of the $65 million [...]
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Dakota Fanning Keeps Kicking Taylor Momsen’s Ass at Stuff
The world of wispy blonde teen girls who stick their crotches in stuff far too often for comfort was rocked today by the news that modeling agency IMG has fired Taylor Momsen [...]
Dec 21, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Lindsay Lohan Faces Jail (Yes Again)
The year just couldn’t end without one more Lindsay Lohan brush with the law. This one doesn’t sound that serious but you’d never know it from the breathless reporting on TMZ, which [...]
Lady Gaga Got Her Boob Grabbed
A lesson I learned long ago: If you dress like an old vampire lady from a bad movie, you’re going to get your boob grabbed. It never fails. Also, you stand a [...]
Dec 21, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Shania Twain is Engaged to Who?
Shania Twain has interesting taste in men. Not that I’m suggesting her new fiance Frederic Thiebaud is a bad guy. He certainly looks normal enough and as a big-shot Nestle executive he’s [...]
Dec 20, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez Vacationed in Mexico
On-again/off-again couple Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz were on-again over Thanksgiving, in Mexico, with A-Rod’s kids. Do you realize there are people in this world whose job is to follow Cameron Diaz [...]
Dec 20, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
JibJab’s “So Long to Ya 2010″ (Video)
A tap-dancing Barack Obama puppet? Well, I guess it’s okay, cause the Joe Biden puppet tap-dances too. Sure.
Dec 20, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Demi Lovato Has Naughty Pictures
Demi Lovato sees your Miley Cyrus bong hit video and raises you some naughty pics taken with her back-up dancers. What you got Selena Gomez?
Dec 17, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Katy Perry Got Drunk, Needed Help Standing
Let’s ignore the Perez Hilton photobomb action for a second and concentrate on how drunk Katy Perry is here. And now let’s speculate irresponsibly upon what Katy’s drunkenness might say about the [...]
Dec 16, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Model’s Hair Catches on Fire at P. Diddy Bash
This video should be distributed as a PSA. “Candles and Fake Hair: A Deadly Mix.” Thank goodness the flaming “model” was already in a bathtub you say? Too bad the tub was [...]
Dec 16, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Overdone Kardashian Family Christmas Card
The Kardashians once again rub their wealth in our faces.
Dec 16, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Winona Ryder Knew Mel Gibson Was a Bastard 15 Years Ago
Winona Ryder is alive and giving interviews. Tellingly, the new piece on her in GQ isn’t making news because of anything she reveals about herself – no one cares now that she’s [...]
Dec 16, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
