Oprah Winfrey is Not a High-Powered Lesbian
Oprah Winfrey is a frequent topper of celebrity power lists, but there is one list she will never be #1 on, the list of most powerful lesbians in Hollywood. This is because, [...]
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Katy Perry is Changing Her Name
Katy Perry has decided that she will no longer be called Katy Perry. From now on, she will be called Katy Hey Everybody Look at My Boobs. Okay, here’s the real story: [...]
Dec 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
The Funniest Tracy Morgan Bit Ever Plus Tuesday Links
Tracy Morgan plus booze plus Empire Strikes Back equals awesomenessess. And links: Bacon Nativity Scene (Walyou) 5 People Who Started Religions Just to Get Laid (Cracked) The 25 Greatest Internet Memes of [...]
Dec 07, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Giant Rudolph Balloon Punctured by Traffic Light (Video)
The famous Hindenburg film pales in comparison to this shocking footage of a parade balloon Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer meeting a saggy end at the hands of a poorly-placed traffic light. Oh [...]
Dec 07, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Julian Assange Has Been Arrested
I don’t follow the real news much but apparently there’s this guy named Julian Assange who’s been making trouble for the powerful nations of the world by revealing their secrets on the [...]
Dec 07, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Michael Phelps May Have Impregnated Brittny Gastineau
Michael Phelps is a world-class swimmer and so too was at least one of his sperm. According to Radar, that hardy, fit and sort of goofy sperm, despite being stoned out of [...]
Dec 07, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Emma Stone is a Natural Blonde
Emma Stone has gone blonde for her role in the new, completely unnecessary and unwanted Spider Man movie…actually, that should read, “Emma Stone has gone back to blonde for her role blah [...]
Dec 06, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Cops Chase Teenager in Stolen Dump Truck (Video)
In Ohio: A drugged-up rapscallion of a teenager stole himself a dump truck and led cops on a merry 52-mile chase, culminating in the teenager’s apprehension and probable (conveniently off-camera) brutal beating. [...]
Dec 06, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Amber Heard is a Hollywood Lesbian
Even though no one asked, Amber Heard has announced to the world that she is a lesbian. She is now entitled to a media victory lap culminating in a (symbolic) on-camera tongue-job [...]
Dec 06, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Josh Duhamel Was Kicked Off a Plane
Josh Duhamel doesn’t just seem like a gigantic asshole, he is a gigantic asshole. Weary travelers on a flight out of La Guardia yesterday found out just how big an asshole Duhamel [...]
Dec 03, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Christopher Nolan Broke Aaron Eckhart’s Heart
Aaron Eckhart is a sad man, and it’s all Christopher Nolan‘s fault. I know you now want this to be a post about how Christopher Nolan and Aaron Eckhart had a gay [...]
Dec 03, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
