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Every Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie Scream (Video)

Every Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie Scream (Video)

This is 7+ minutes of Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming, grunting, moaning, bellowing and producing other noises that don’t yet have names.  It’s a trip down Arnold memory lane in the form of sounds [...]

Anderson Cooper Dressed Up Like a Bunny (Video)

Anderson Cooper Dressed Up Like a Bunny (Video)

Anderson Cooper in a bunny suit needs explanation.  Actually, a lot of things about Anderson Cooper need explanation, but for now let’s concentrate on the bunny suit.  See here’s the deal:  Anderson [...]

Chinese Woman Gets Year in Labor Camp for Retweet

Chinese Woman Gets Year in Labor Camp for Retweet

Twitter addicts know all about how dangerous a retweet can be.  Retweet the wrong thing and you’re liable to offend your followers.  Retweet too often?  People will think you’re obnoxious and unfollow [...]

Lou Ferrigno is Hunting Illegal Immigrants in Arizona

Lou Ferrigno is Hunting Illegal Immigrants in Arizona

Former Incredible Hulk star Lou Ferrigno is no friend to illegal immigrants.  In fact, Lou is in Arizona right now helping wingnut Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his posse sniff out illegals and [...]

Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway Are Naked on the Cover of Entertainment Weekly

Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway Are Naked on the Cover of Entertainment Weekly

It’s a good thing Anne has arms otherwise her boobs would be all exposed.  Also, arms are handy for when you want to lift things. Not that people like Anne Hathaway ever [...]

Natalie Portman in a Thong (Plus Wednesday Links)

Natalie Portman in a Thong (Plus Wednesday Links)

More Your Highness Videos Allow me to be the 17,654,332nd person today to point out that Natalie Portman has a beautiful beautiful ass.  And James Franco and Zooey Deschanel?  They should call [...]

Man’s Hatred for Bristol Palin Leads to TV Shooting, Police Stand-Off

Man’s Hatred for Bristol Palin Leads to TV Shooting, Police Stand-Off

There are haters and then there are super-haters.  And then there are people like the crazy mufu from Wisconsin who hates Bristol Palin so much he blew his TV to bits with [...]

Eva Longoria Divorcing Tony Parker

Eva Longoria Divorcing Tony Parker

A day after Prince William and Kate Middleton announced their engagement, another royal couple is on the verge of splitting up.  On Wednesday Eva Longoria reportedly filed for divorce from her husband [...]

Neil Young Duets With Bruce Springsteen on “Whip My Hair Back and Forth”

Neil Young Duets With Bruce Springsteen on “Whip My Hair Back and Forth”

Willow Smith has no idea who either Bruce Springsteen or Neil Young are, so she’s probably not flattered that the rock legends teamed up on Jimmy Fallon to perform her song “Whip [...]

Pro-Bristol Voting Bloc Ousts Brandy from “Dancing With the Stars”

Pro-Bristol Voting Bloc Ousts Brandy from “Dancing With the Stars”

A Lightly Buzzed Editorial:  Brandy getting voted off Dancing With the Stars and Bristol Palin surviving to the finals is possibly the biggest load of bullshit in the history of television.  Certainly [...]

Terrifying Halloween Denny’s Melee in Oakland (Video)

Terrifying Halloween Denny’s Melee in Oakland (Video)

I don’t even want to speculate on what might have caused this outbreak of violence at an Oakland Denny’s.  I’m guessing it wasn’t touched off when a debate over the relative merits [...]

Neil Young’s Hippie Car Started a Three-Alarm Fire

Neil Young’s Hippie Car Started a Three-Alarm Fire

Rock legend Neil Young has touted electric cars as a means of saving the environment while still avoiding the frighteningly un-American prospect of giving up automobiles in favor of mass transit and/or [...]