Burt Reynolds Was a Jerk to a Reporter (Video)
Burt Reynolds is like a lot of old men who can’t get erections without help from pharmaceuticals. Gosh Burt, we know it’s hell turning 80, but do you have to be suuuuuuch [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Tries Some Retail Therapy (Plus Friday Links)
Lindsay Lohan took a break from getting better to buy $200 worth of pajama bottoms and socks at Forever 21. Lindsay is hard on pajama bottoms and socks. Links: 13 Memorable Movie [...]
Nov 05, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
MSNBC Suspends Keith Olbermann
Pompous MSNBC windbag Keith Olbermann is taking a little break from his gig as the guy who gets his ass kicked opposite Bill O’Reilly every night. No, Keith is not going on [...]
Nov 05, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Chilean Miner Edison Pena Sings Elvis on Letterman (Video)
Cave-in survivor. Marathon runner. Elvis impersonator. Edison Pena, you are unstoppable. If you want to illegally immigrate to America, go right ahead. If Lou Dobbs tries anything I’ll kick him in the [...]
Keith Richards’ Penis is Now on the Internet
The internet’s ever-expanding archive of celebrity dong-shots now includes an ancient image of Keith Richards holding his penis. The people who invented the internet no doubt had high hopes for its potential [...]
Nov 04, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Zach Galifianakis Tore His Hair Off on Jimmy Fallon (Video)
Apparently Zach Galifianakis did not smoke a real joint on Bill Maher‘s show last Friday, which is kind of disappointing but also typical of Hollywood. And pot smoking on TV is not [...]
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50 Cent Rubs His Wealth in Your Face
Hey all you people out there with no job, no house and no food: 50 Cent would like to help you out. Actually, no…50 Cent would not like to help you out. [...]
Nov 04, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Tina Fey is Still Milking the Sarah Palin Bit
It didn’t take much urging for Tina Fey to whip out her Sarah Palin impression on David Letterman‘s program last night. That impression is to Tina what your crazy uncle’s dong is [...]
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Man Killed by Lions While Showering
Taking a shower is normally not that dangerous, unless you’ve been drinking or the bottoms of your feet are extra-slippery. That changes however when the shower is set up in an unfenced [...]
Nov 04, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Bret Michaels Denies Having Sex With Tish Cyrus
Bret Michaels has had sex with thousands, perhaps millions of women, but despite all the rumors, Tish Cyrus is not one of them. “Several reports of my client having an affair with [...]
Nov 03, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Gary Collins Got Drunk and Crashed His Car into Someone
Gary Collins was once known for being the host of Miss America, back when beauty pageants were more than just places for blondes to say dumb things that were then clipped and [...]
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Someone Broke into Keira Knightley’s Flat
While Keira Knightley was off in Italy being skinny and sort of annoying, two burglars broke into her $3 million London flat, ransacked the place and stole two laptops. Cops say someone [...]
Nov 03, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
