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The Situation Wows Us With His Suckiness (Dancing With the Stars Video)

The Situation Wows Us With His Suckiness (Dancing With the Stars Video)

How boring was last night’s Dancing With the Stars?  Imagine Florence Henderson dancing a waltz to the song “Edelweiss” from The Sound of Music.  Yes, that actually happened.  But, even that was [...]

photo credit: INF

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Went on a Frowny Date

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, looking care-free as usual.  Damn man, would it kill you to crack a smile?  Bearding must be more stressful than I thought.

Don Screwed Megan (Mad Men Video)

Don Screwed Megan (Mad Men Video)

You knew it was only a matter of time before Don Draper would take a shot at gorgeous Megan.  What you didn’t know was that Megan would actually be the one taking [...]

SNL Mocks Miley Cyrus

SNL Mocks Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus doesn’t get mocked nearly enough.  And no I don’t care that she’s still basically a child.  Actually, children in general don’t get mocked enough as far as I’m concerned.  That’s [...]

Courtney Love Posted an Almost-Nude Picture of Herself on Twitter

Courtney Love Posted an Almost-Nude Picture of Herself on Twitter

Courtney Love thinks people are fascinated with her.  Well, maybe we are – in much the same way we are fascinated with roadkill.  “Hey look at that porcupine splattered all over the [...]

Gisele Bundchen Kisses a Man Who is Not Tom Brady (Photo)

Gisele Bundchen Kisses a Man Who is Not Tom Brady (Photo)

This looks for all the world like a picture of Gisele Bundchen kissing a man who is clearly not Tom Brady.  However, before you start crying “Cheating whore!” at the top of [...]

Amy Adams is Scared of Kristen Stewart

Amy Adams is Scared of Kristen Stewart

I’ve personally always thought that Kristen Stewart was more than a little bit scary.  The dark hair, the serial killer eyes, the heroin addict complexion, the carefully-cultivated uber-hip pothead alt-rock skinny-jeansed neo-Bohemian [...]

Tiger Woods Caught Looking in the General Direction of a Girl’s Butt

Tiger Woods Caught Looking in the General Direction of a Girl’s Butt

The internet has obtained alleged photographic proof that Tiger Woods is still a dirty dog.  Yesterday at the Ryder Cup opening ceremonies, Mr. Woods was caught apparently checking out the backside of [...]

Airline Uses Lady Gaga, Dancing Flight Attendants to Spice Up Safety Demo (Video)

Airline Uses Lady Gaga, Dancing Flight Attendants to Spice Up Safety Demo (Video)

Cebu Pacific Airlines loves its passengers and doesn’t think they should have to endure a boring safety run-through – so they have spiced up their obligatory demonstration of life-saving devices/procedures by adding [...]

photo credit: Fame

Christina Hendricks Smokes Kamel Reds

Kudos to the photographer who snapped this image of Christina Hendricks walking out of Dick’s Liquor in West Hollywood with a bottle of something and a carton of Kamel Reds.  You have [...]

Lea Michele is Topless in Marie Claire

Lea Michele is Topless in Marie Claire

Don’t you hate it when somebody says somebody’s topless and you find out yes it’s technically true but you really can’t see anything so it’s also sort of a gyp?  Sorry.  When [...]

Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson Re-Do Bobby Brown’s “Every Little Step” (Video)

Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson Re-Do Bobby Brown’s “Every Little Step” (Video)

Let’s get this out of the way up-front:  Mike Tyson can’t dance or lip sync worth a damn.  Also, eventually, the “Holy shit it’s Mike Tyson!” thing is going to become more [...]