Amy Winehouse Touched a Wall With Her Butt (Photo)
She actually thought the wall was hitting on her. She was all like, “You wanna go back to my place?” Then she vomited orange stuff and passed out. It was a normal [...]
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Behind-the-Scenes Video of Russian Spy Anna Chapman’s Sexy Photoshoot
Quoting the translated version of the Russian page where I found this video: Available Life News was sensational video with Anna Chapman. On which the spy was solved several weeks, preparing for [...]
Aug 26, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
“Glee” Star Naya Rivera Vandalized Co-Star Mark Salling’s Car in Jealous Outburst
Naya Rivera experienced a different kind of glee earlier this summer when, in an apparent fit of bitchy rage, she vandalized her co-star/boyfriend Mark Salling‘s Lexus. Naya’s car-desecration substances of choice? Dog [...]
Aug 26, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Man Strips Naked, Jumps into Hay Baler (Video)
You city folk are probably wondering what hicks do for fun, given the lack of cultural attractions, night spots and major sporting events in their backward, manure-smelling villages. Well, you can see [...]
Aug 26, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Woman Arrested for Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving
Masturbating to video porn with a vibrator and driving are activities that share a lot in common. Both require a certain manual dexterity. Both require good vision. The ability to concentrate is [...]
Vladimir Putin Shot Darts at a Whale
Forget about Dos Equis guy: Vladimir Putin is the real most interesting man in the world. Putin recently proved his surpassing interestingness the only way a real man could: by hopping in [...]
Aug 25, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Elin Nordegren Talks About Tiger Woods
Elin Nordegren has, as they say, “broken her silence” about her ex-husband Tiger Woods and what it felt like having him cheat on her with all those skanks. Sadly, it’s not as [...]
Aug 25, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Lindsay Lohan is Out of Rehab
After 14 days in jail and 23 days in rehab, Lindsay Lohan is a semi-free woman. She was reportedly released from UCLA Medical Center Tuesday afternoon. Lohan’s jail stint, originally scheduled to [...]
Aug 25, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Brazil Hit by Fire Tornado (Video)
What does nature do when it gets bored of tormenting puny humans with its usual array of disasters? It combines two of its favorite scary phenomena into one single phenomenon so terrifying [...]
Aug 25, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Epic Police Dash-Cam Car Crash Video (Plus Tuesday Links)
Take that Fall Guy. Links… Five Inevitable Ways Your Social Network Will Be Ruined (Uproxx) ESPN Changes its Mind, Decides Jenn Brown Shouldn’t Be an Icehouse Spokesperson (The Big Lead) True Blood [...]
Aug 24, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Taylor Lautner is a Little Bitch
Twilight star Taylor Lautner may look like a handsome, strapping young man, but in actuality, he is a little pig-nosed squealing bitch-boy. I offer as proof the following story: Taylor, who is [...]
Aug 24, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Sean Penn Looks Like an Old Woman (Photos)
Do we need to worry about Sean Penn? Is the stress of saving Haiti finally getting to him? Have a we stumbled upon the truth about Sean’s sick secret life as a [...]
