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Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester Got Friendly at the “Roommate” Premiere

Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester Got Friendly at the “Roommate” Premiere

Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester look eerily like sisters, which makes it even hotter when they start flirting and touching each other on the red carpet.  Stop driving me nuts with your [...]

Steven Tyler is a Dirty Old Man

Steven Tyler is a Dirty Old Man

Did Steven Tyler sign up for American Idol to help pick pop music’s next great phony under-talented star or did he actually do it to pick up underage chicks?  That’s the question [...]

Madonna’s Brother Thinks She’s Getting Creepy

Madonna’s Brother Thinks She’s Getting Creepy

Madonna‘s brother Christopher Ciccone is in agreement with the majority of humanity about what a weird and creepy old woman his sister is becoming.  All those young men.  And her arms…my God.  [...]

Kate Middleton is Now Officially Unemployed

Kate Middleton is Now Officially Unemployed

It may surprise you to learn that royal fiancee Kate Middleton has quit her job doing web design and taking pictures for her parents’ online party supply company.  An unemployed future member [...]

Sarah Palin Stars in Her Own Steampunk Comic

Sarah Palin Stars in Her Own Steampunk Comic

Steampunk is the coolest genre of anything since the invention of genres and things, and Sarah Palin is the coolest money-grubbing victim-complex-having pseudo-politician since the invention of the earth which happened two [...]

Kevin Bacon and January Jones in X-Men: First Class (Pic)

Kevin Bacon and January Jones in X-Men: First Class (Pic)

There are so many absurd things about this new X-Men movie.  First off, the title.  X-Men: First Class?  They’re really running with that?  What comes next, X-Men: Coach?  X-Men: Steerage?  X-Men: A [...]

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift Have Dinner

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift Have Dinner

All you who started crying when Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift brought their fairy tale romance to a premature end…you can start smiling again because it looks like they are back together.  [...]

Macaulay Culkin is Getting Over Mila Kunis…With a Porn Actress

Macaulay Culkin is Getting Over Mila Kunis…With a Porn Actress

Macaulay Culkin doesn’t miss his ex-girlfriend Mila Kunis, because he is too busy having freaky sex with a Spanish porn actress.  The porn star’s name is Irene Lopez and even if I [...]

Don Rickles Gives His Take On Regis Philbin’s Retirement (Video)

Don Rickles Gives His Take On Regis Philbin’s Retirement (Video)

Here’s Don Rickles talking about his friend Regis Philbin‘s shocking retirement announcement.  No Indian jokes or gags about his wife falling asleep during sex?  Rickles must be slipping.

Rafael Nadal and Megan Fox in Dueling Armani Ads

Rafael Nadal and Megan Fox in Dueling Armani Ads

These Armani ads are so predictable.  Next time they should have Megan Fox topless in a pair of jeans and Rafael Nadal in a bra.  Or Megan in a Hitler mustache stabbing [...]

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Emma Stone Went Somewhere, Looked Annoyed

Paps catch Emma Stone at LAX, she doesn’t look happy about it.  Emma took lessons on handling fame from Kristen Stewart.  Just keep walking, and frown a lot.

Insane Video of Philadelphia Gas Main Explosion (Plus Wednesday Links)

Remember people, if you smell gas, scream like a girl and run away. Another safety tip from a total coward (who is still alive and has all his limbs). Links… Rusty Scrap [...]