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Blake Lively Brought Her Boobs to Comic-Con

Blake Lively Brought Her Boobs to Comic-Con

The geeks want us to think they flock to Comic-Con every year to share in the sense of geek community and possibly see a few tantalizing clips from upcoming movies of geek [...]

Pigeons Crapped on Kings of Leon

Pigeons Crapped on Kings of Leon

It sounds like something that would happen to Spinal Tap. Friday night in St. Louis, the band Kings of Leon were forced to cancel their show just three songs in after pigeon [...]

Michael Bay Blows S–t Up in Chicago (Video)

Michael Bay Blows S–t Up in Chicago (Video)

Transformers 3 is shooting right now in Chicago.  Here’s video some guy shot from a building of stuff being blown up. What, you thought this one would we an intimate chamber drama [...]

Christina Hendricks Went on “The View,” Got Hit On By a Woman (Video)

Christina Hendricks Went on “The View,” Got Hit On By a Woman (Video)

Everyone wants to do it with Christina Hendricks.  Even the female hosts on The View. Who is this Alexandra Wentworth and is there any chance she will allow me to lick the [...]

Darth Vader Robs a Bank

Darth Vader Robs a Bank

A man walked into a Chase bank on Long Island Thursday dressed as Darth Vader…and robbed it at gunpoint. Customers and tellers reportedly thought it was a gag at first.  Then Darth [...]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Receive Settlement in Case Against UK Tabloid

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Receive Settlement in Case Against UK Tabloid

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have sent a clear message to the tabloids of the world:  Make up crap about us and you will pay. The world’s greatest celebrity couple drove this [...]

Embattled Mel Gibson Confides in Britney Spears

Embattled Mel Gibson Confides in Britney Spears

Mel Gibson may be the most toxic man in Hollywood right now, but he still has one friend in town whose shoulder he can cry on. Somewhat astonishingly, that one friend is [...]

Bill Murray Dove into a Dumpster Full of Water on Letterman (Video)

Bill Murray Dove into a Dumpster Full of Water on Letterman (Video)

Bill Murray will go almost anywhere for a bit. Despite being almost 60, the funnyman will even go face-first into a large trash receptacle full of water…just to lampoon New York mayor [...]

Video Tribute to Betty Draper’s Lousy Parenting

Video Tribute to Betty Draper’s Lousy Parenting

Betty Draper is the anti-Donna Reed.  And that’s why we love her. That and the riding pants.  And the fact that she can probably drink us under the table.

Internet Punk Who Threatened “South Park” Creators Arrested on Terrorism Charges

Internet Punk Who Threatened “South Park” Creators Arrested on Terrorism Charges

Zachary Chesser threatened Trey Parker and Matt Stone after they mocked Muhammad on South Park.  Now Mr. Chesser himself has been arrested by the FBI and – surprise! – charged with providing [...]

Now it’s Michael Lohan’s Turn to Be in Trouble

Now it’s Michael Lohan’s Turn to Be in Trouble

It’s turning out to be a hell of a week for the Lohan family. Lindsay sits in jail – where at least she still has her drugs – and now her father [...]

Al Gore Accused by Two More Massage Therapists

Al Gore Accused by Two More Massage Therapists

If there’s rehab for masseuse-abuse addiction, Al Gore may need it. Just weeks after Gore was accused by a Portland massage therapist of sexual harrassment, leading to all manner of embarrassing jokes, [...]