About Those Weird-Ass Christina Hendricks Playboy Pictures…
Yes it’s Christina Hendricks. Yes the pictures are both weird and hot. Yes they are more weird than hot. Yes her boobs look less voluminous in that silver bikini than we’re used [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Too Messed-Up for “Celebrity Apprentice”
Lindsay Lohan is trying her damnedest to line up post-rehab projects, but unfortunately, none of the reality show producers her mother has contacted are willing to hire her. Even Donald Trump, whose [...]
Jan 14, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Martha Stewart’s Dog Attacked Her Face
French bulldogs don’t have quite the same violent reputation as Pit Bulls, Rottweilers or Mel Gibson, but don’t tell that to Martha Stewart who had to hit the emergency room the other [...]
Jan 14, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
OMFG it’s the First Picture of Andrew Garfield as Spider Man!
The last boot of Spider Man wasn’t quite right so now it is being rebooted, with Andrew Garfield of The Social Network as Spider Man and Emma Stone as some girl. Let’s [...]
Jan 13, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Gucci Mane Got an Ice Cream Cone Tattooed On His Face
I’m sitting here looking at this picture of rapper Gucci Mane with an ice cream cone tattooed on his face and I’m thinking to myself, “Does this ice cream cone face tattoo [...]
Jan 13, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Jackass Gang Spoofs “Inception” (Video)
I was totally confused about what was going on in Inception until I saw this spoof by the boys from Jackass. Then everything fell into place. Then I realized I was drowning [...]
Jan 13, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Scarlett Johansson’s Moet & Chandon Ads: Where the Boobs At?
Here’s what these Scarlet Johansson Moet & Chandon ads have taught me about people who like champagne: They are not interested in looking at boobs but are thrown for a total loop [...]
Jan 13, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Mount Etna Eruption Video
Italy’s Mount Etna (or Aetna depending on how much of a pretentious twat you want to be) has begun erupting with great tomato soupy spurtings of lava and billows of gray ash [...]
Jan 13, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Nicki Minaj Whips Out the Face Paint, Fake Boobs
Nicki Minaj is all-natural.
Jan 12, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Lindsay Lohan Will Miss Her Grandma’s Birthday to “Focus on Sobriety”
Dina Lohan‘s mom Nana Sullivan aka Grandma Lohan is having an 87th birthday bash this week on the east coast, but one prominent member of the Lohan clan will not be present. [...]
Jan 12, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Natalie Portman Goes Topless For Miss Dior Cherie (Plus Wednesday Links)
Her face looks weird. A little. No? Links: Hathaway, Knightley, Biel Make The Dark Knight Rises Shortlist (Screen Crave) Wesley Snipes Developing Game From Jail (Joystick Division) The 11 Dumbest Things Cartoons [...]
Jan 12, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Hacker Breaks into Selena Gomez’s Facebook, Brags About it On YouTube
Selena Gomez‘s Facebook and Twitter were broken into by a hacker who in true dastardly hacker fashion proceeded to use the compromised accounts to post terrible things about Selena’s rumored boyfriend Justin [...]
Jan 12, 2011 | 2 comments | View Post
