Nicole Kidman Cops to Using Botox
Anyone who’s watched a Nicole Kidman movie made in the last few years knows Nicole is deep into face-altering, but despite the obvious Botoxing and lip plumping and God knows what else, [...]
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Rachel McAdams Brings Out the Sideboob
I have no idea how showing sideboob helps someone like Rachel McAdams who makes boring chick movies no one will ever want to see, but I certainly approve of the tactic, and [...]
Jan 12, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Famous Hobo Ted Williams Hauled in By Cops After Disturbance
Ted Williams the former homeless man with the well-polished radio voice who became first a viral video sensation then an object of mainstream media fascination may have reached the end of his [...]
Jan 11, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
AnnaLynne McCord Turns Blue, Grows a Tail
AnnaLynne McCord goes Na’avi.
Jan 11, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Winona Ryder is Batpoop Crazy (Video)
Winona Ryder was on with Jimmy Fallon last night and…wow. I don’t even know what to say. I’m just glad I’m not a member of her family. Those poor sad people. Well, [...]
Jan 11, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Jim Carrey, SNL Send Up “Black Swan” (Video)
Black Swan is pretty pretentious and full of itself, so I’m glad SNL and Jim Carrey teamed up to knock it down a peg. Take that crazy hallucinatory horror melodrama that recalls [...]
Jan 10, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Old Fart Harrison Ford Steps on Rachel McAdams’ Dress
Walking may be getting to be a problem for elderly Hollywood legend Harrison Ford, as evidenced by these hilarious pictures of him treading on the hem of Morning Glory co-star Rachel McAdams‘ [...]
Jan 10, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Will Skip Oscars After Anne Hathaway Bit
Don’t look for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on the red carpet next month when Hollywood turns out for the 83rd Academy Awards, because they won’t be there. The famed couple is [...]
Jan 10, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
The Time Lea Michele Blew Off Hailee Steinfeld
If you don’t know the name Hailee Steinfeld, you better learn it. She plays the plucky youngster in the Coen Brothers‘ True Grit and she is probably going to be nominated for [...]
Jan 07, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Mila Kunis Used to Be Blind in One Eye
Here’s your freaky celebrity health revelation for the week: In a new interview for Cosmo, Hottie O’ the Moment Mila Kunis tells the world that for years she was blind in one [...]
Jan 07, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Man Plants Bomb in Sex Toy, Gets Arrested
Waseca, Minnesota’s Terry Allen Lester wins Worst Gift-Giver of All-Time, far outpacing every aged relative of every kid who ever asked for a cool new toy and instead got a sweater. Lester [...]
Bearded Ben Affleck Flips Off the Paparazzi (Photo)
Ben Affleck has grown some facial hair. I think he should let it get a bit long and scruffy, till he looks like that creepy over-sexed guy Will Ferrell played on SNL. [...]
Jan 07, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
