Jaime Pressly Arrested for DUI, Takes Nice Mugshot
Jaime Pressly may have been arrested for DUI in Santa Monica around 11 PM Wednesday night, but at least she didn’t look a total mess in her mugshot. I’m getting a Michelle [...]
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Geek Proposes Putting Real-Life “2001″ Monolith on Moon
The moon is a really awesome place – all those craters and mountains and astronaut footprints and dinosaur bones put there by God just to fuck with humanity – but you know [...]
Jan 06, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Was Jennifer Aniston Drunk at the People’s Choice Awards?
Hmm…interesting. It appears Jennifer Aniston may have thrown back a few shots of tequila before presenting at the People’s Choice Awards Wednesday night. If this is true…it is the first cool thing [...]
Victoria Beckham Removed Her Fake Boobs
Posh Spice may still be posh but she’s definitely less spicy these days after having her breast implants removed. The faux beuxbs, Victoria Beckham explains, went against her new commitment to a [...]
Jan 06, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Emmy Rossum is Hot, Says Words Out of Her Mouth (Video)
This is reportedly a video of Emmy Rossum telling a joke. I can’t say personally because I watched it with the sound off. I preferred not to ruin the moment.
Jan 05, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Snooki No Longer Wants to Be Snooki
Snooki is putting on airs. At the same time her debut novel A Shore Thing is hitting shelves, the chubby freak with the unnatural skin tone is telling everyone she no longer [...]
Spilled Coffee Sets Off Hijacking Alert
The list of ways air travel can suck has grown by one. Imagine this: You’re on a plane flying from Chicago to Frankfurt when suddenly your flight is diverted to Canada because [...]
Jan 05, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift Have Called it Quits
The most bizarre couple of 2010 failed to make it into 2011. Like a comet blazing across the sky, the love affair of Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift was destined to shine [...]
Jan 05, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Rachel Bilson Sings the Super Mario Bros. Theme (Plus Tuesday Links)
Rachel Bilson likes Super Mario Bros? Alert: Rachel Bilson is a little nerdy! Repeat, a little nerdy! And still a thousand billion light years out of your league! Links: Top 10 Official [...]
Jan 04, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
David Arquette Takes Lindsay Lohan’s Place at Betty Ford
The Betty Ford Center has swapped a Lohan for an Arquette. Relax Patricia Arquette fans, it’s not her. Nor is it the little-known Hans Arquette of the Pismo Beach Arquettes. The Arquette [...]
Jan 04, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Gwyneth Paltrow and Jimmy Fallon Sing Terrible R&B (Video)
I’ve been informed that Gywneth Paltrow and Jimmy Fallon are making fun of “terrible” ’80s-era R&B in these videos. Terrible? How dare they suggest that Ready for the World and Timex Social [...]
Jan 04, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
NASA: “Science Fiction Movies Are Stupid and Unrealistic”
Bad science fiction has been a staple of Hollywood almost since the first caveman invented the first crude motion picture camera while sailing to Indiana with Christopher Columbus in 1066. So why [...]
Jan 04, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
