Jessica Simpson Has an Exercise Video, But Doesn’t Want You to See It
A few years ago Jessica Simpson was paid $500,000 to create an exercise video, but the video never saw the light of day because Jessica didn’t like the way it turned out [...]
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Lady Gaga Wants Women to Smell Like Blood and Semen
The woman who brought us the meat dress now wants to raise the bar for disgustingness even higher by developing a perfume that smells like blood and semen. Together. At once. Oh [...]
Opera Plus Justin Bieber Equals “American Idol” Fail (Video)
Megan Frazier was just a simple Midwestern girl with a dream: to sing Justin Bieber’s “Baby” opera-style on American Idol while wearing the most hideous shirt in the history of the world. [...]
Jan 27, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
The Great Kings of Leon v. Glee Feud Reaches Homophobic Twitter Rant Stage
Before we get to Kings of Leon drummer Nathan Followill‘s unfortunate vaguely homophobic cheap shot at Glee creator Ryan Murphy, let’s recall how the epic Kings of Leon v. Glee feud got [...]
Jan 26, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Jimmy Buffett Falls Off Stage in Australia (Video)
Jimmy Buffett may have spent a little too much time in Margaritaville before getting on-stage in Sydney, Australia Tuesday night. Watch out Jimmy! That stage has an edge! And it’s a long [...]
Jan 26, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Joan Rivers and the Naughty Nanny (Video)
97-year-old Vegas comedienne Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa have a new reality show. Think family bickering with one-liners and a whole lot of Joan’s facial muscles straining to move her stretched-and-Botoxed [...]
Us Weekly Elton John Cover Is too Gay for Arkansas
Employees at a Harps grocery store in Arkansas thought there was a good chance their sensitive customers would be bothered by an Us Weekly cover featuring rock legend Elton John, his partner [...]
Dispatches from Sundance: Katie Holmes Sucks at Acting
The Sundance Film Festival is mostly about parties, coffee and the paparazzi taking pictures of Zooey Deschanel in an endless array of adorable knit caps, but it is also partly about showing [...]
Jason Sudeikis Moves On from January Jones to Scarlett Johansson
I would like someone to please explain the secret of Jason Sudeikis and his power over women. He’s good-looking I guess, and we know he’s funny cause he’s on Saturday Night Live…but [...]
Jan 25, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Bruce Willis Crushed Kevin Smith’s Soul
Apparently Kevin Smith had a terrible experience working with Bruce Willis on the movie Cop Out. Maybe this explains why the movie was about as funny as a cold sore on your [...]
Jan 25, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester Got Friendly at the “Roommate” Premiere
Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester look eerily like sisters, which makes it even hotter when they start flirting and touching each other on the red carpet. Stop driving me nuts with your [...]
Jan 24, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Steven Tyler is a Dirty Old Man
Did Steven Tyler sign up for American Idol to help pick pop music’s next great phony under-talented star or did he actually do it to pick up underage chicks? That’s the question [...]
Jan 24, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
