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Elin Nordegren Parties Without Tiger Woods.  And There Are Boring Pictures to Prove it.

Elin Nordegren Parties Without Tiger Woods. And There Are Boring Pictures to Prove it.

What has Elin Nordegren been doing with herself while her husband Tiger Woods‘ life crumbles magnificently around him?  According to Radar Online, your #1 source for Tiger Woods stalking, she has been [...]

Doug Fieger, Old Man Who Sang About Having Sex With Teenagers, is Dead

Doug Fieger, Old Man Who Sang About Having Sex With Teenagers, is Dead

The man who sang “My Sharona” has moved on to that great karaoke bar in the sky, where he will now spend all eternity listening to drunk people butchering his song.  Or [...]

Is Sarah Silverman Funny?  The Organizers of TED Would Say No.

Is Sarah Silverman Funny? The Organizers of TED Would Say No.

Sarah Silverman is no stranger to controversy.  Seems like every time the girl opens her mouth, someone wants to take her words and shove them right back down her throat, causing her [...]

The Vatican Lists the 10 Greatest Rock Albums of All-Time.  Shockingly, Marilyn Manson Fails to Make the Cut.

The Vatican Lists the 10 Greatest Rock Albums of All-Time. Shockingly, Marilyn Manson Fails to Make the Cut.

Let’s face it:  the Vatican lost a lot of its street cred when hip and happenin’ Pope John Paul II kicked off and was replaced by the uptight and traditional Benedict XVI.  [...]

Christina Hendricks Graces the Cover of New York Magazine.  By Which I Mean Her Boobs Do.

Christina Hendricks Graces the Cover of New York Magazine. By Which I Mean Her Boobs Do.

New York Magazine’s Spring Fashion issue features a Christina Hendricks photospread and interview.  And she’s on the cover.  And I imagine their website will be getting a few hits today.  And there’s [...]

If You Do it Once They Call the Cops.  If You Do it 7,777 Times They Call Guinness.

If You Do it Once They Call the Cops. If You Do it 7,777 Times They Call Guinness.

Jeff Ondash had a dream:  to hug more people than anyone has ever hugged before.  Unfortunately, no one named Jeff Ondash would ever have the nerve to, for instance, travel to Las [...]

Presidents Day Tribute: 10 Memorable Presidential Appearances

Presidents Day Tribute: 10 Memorable Presidential Appearances

Presidents Day – you think it’s just that holiday in February you always forget about until the mail doesn’t come. But actually, Presidents Day is more than just a random excuse to [...]

A Very Britney Valentine’s Day…at the McDonald’s Drive-Thru

A Very Britney Valentine’s Day…at the McDonald’s Drive-Thru

Her hair extensions at full rattiness, Britney Spears accompanied agent/rumored lover Jason Trawick on a romantic Valentine’s Day McNugget run.  Britney is such a simple lass. All she asks is some Mickey [...]

Is Shakira Doing Her Spastic Shimmy Moves for Rafael Nadal?

Is Shakira Doing Her Spastic Shimmy Moves for Rafael Nadal?

Your daily probably inaccurate random celebrity hook-up report via Page 6:  A week after the two starred in a video together, jelly-butted pop star Shakira was seen dining in Barcelona with oft-injured [...]

Heidi Montag Continues to Labor Under the Illusion That We Are Fascinated by Her Fake Boobs and Frankenface

Heidi Montag Continues to Labor Under the Illusion That We Are Fascinated by Her Fake Boobs and Frankenface

A lot of folks are fretting over the economy, climate change and world political instability right now – and then there’s Heidi Montag who has nothing on her mind except her chin [...]

Southwest to Kevin Smith: “You Are too Fat to Fly on Our Planes.  Feel Free to Mock Us in Your Next Unfunny Swearfest.”

Southwest to Kevin Smith: “You Are too Fat to Fly on Our Planes. Feel Free to Mock Us in Your Next Unfunny Swearfest.”

(photo via Kevin Smith’s Twitter) Kevin Smith is known for a lot of things.  One:  He is a writer/director who used to make funny movies like Dogma but now just rehashes the [...]