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Barack Obama Pretends to Care About Japanese Technology (Video)

Barack Obama Pretends to Care About Japanese Technology (Video)

Once upon a time, president Harry Truman dropped two atomic bombs on Japan, laying waste to cities, killing thousands and, worst of all, creating several atomic monsters which, when called forth by [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow Sings On “Glee” (Plus Friday Links)

Gwyneth Paltrow Sings On “Glee” (Plus Friday Links)

Okay that’s twice this week we’ve had Gwyneth Paltrow‘s “singing” inflicted on us.  I liked it better when she only sucked at acting. Links… The 9 Types of Beers (And What They [...]

Cher Did Gene Simmons, Eric Clapton, Not Elvis (Video)

Cher Did Gene Simmons, Eric Clapton, Not Elvis (Video)

David Letterman decided to have a little fun with Cher by reading off the names of famous men and having her acknowledge whether she’d ever gone to bed with them.  Cher, being [...]

John Slattery Lampoons Crazy Tea Partiers on “30 Rock” (Video)

John Slattery Lampoons Crazy Tea Partiers on “30 Rock” (Video)

It’s about time those crazy Tea Partiers came in for some mockery from Hollywood.  Sadly, John Slattery‘s portrayal of a maniacal Rhode Island paintball facility manager-turned-grassroots politician, though hysterically funny, fails to [...]

What is Up With Taylor Swift?

What is Up With Taylor Swift?

An editorial by me on what a bitch Taylor Swift is turning into:  Yo Taylor, what’s up with your stroppy self?  Nice performance at the CMAs, no Kanye West drama, no John [...]

Smokestack Implosion Goes Horribly Horribly Wrong (Video)

Smokestack Implosion Goes Horribly Horribly Wrong (Video)

How messed up is America?  We can’t even knock over smokestacks with explosives without endangering children and taking out power lines anymore.  Somewhere the Greatest Generation is weeping.  And playing nickel slots.

Gwyneth Paltrow Becomes a Hack Country Singer at CMAs (Video)

Gwyneth Paltrow Becomes a Hack Country Singer at CMAs (Video)

Because country music didn’t have enough MILFy blondes who can’t sing a lick (looking at you Faith Hill), Gwyneth Paltrow has decided to try her hand at pickin’ and strummin’ and wearin’ [...]

Tom Hanks Got Water Dumped on Him on Conan

Tom Hanks Got Water Dumped on Him on Conan

Conan O’Brien‘s gonna need to step his game up if he wants his new TBS show to take off.  Getting Tom Hanks as a guest?  Good start.  But then you waste him [...]

Conan O’Brien Returns, Gets Shot Up Like James Caan (Video)

Conan O’Brien Returns, Gets Shot Up Like James Caan (Video)

The world waited with breathless anticipation to see what gags Conan O’Brien would pull in the cold open for his first show on TBS.  My money was on 10 minutes of interpretive [...]

Now We Know What Katy Perry Sounds Like When She Has Sex

Now We Know What Katy Perry Sounds Like When She Has Sex

I’ve never actually listened to Katy Perry sing so I have no idea if this is a particularly awful performance by her or just the way she sounds all the time.  I [...]

Woman Solves “Wheel of Fortune” Puzzle With One Letter (Video)

Woman Solves “Wheel of Fortune” Puzzle With One Letter (Video)

Wheel of Fortune history was made when some woman named Caitlin solved a puzzle after getting only one letter.  America has people who can do that, yet we can’t figure out how [...]

Crazy “Alien” Lady Predicts Dirty Bomb Attack, President-Killing Tsunami (Video)

Crazy “Alien” Lady Predicts Dirty Bomb Attack, President-Killing Tsunami (Video)

Colleen Thomas is more than just a cute older lady with a banging hair-do who looks like she could be besties with the overbearing mom from The Blind Side:  she is also [...]