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Jerry Lewis Wants to Spank Lindsay Lohan (Plus Friday Links)

Jerry Lewis Wants to Spank Lindsay Lohan (Plus Friday Links)

What else does Jerry Lewis want to do to Lindsay Lohan?  Forget it Jerry.  At your age, she’d kill you.  Hell of a way to go though.
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McDonald’s Menus From Around the World [...]

Amy Winehouse Touched a Wall With Her Butt (Photo)

Amy Winehouse Touched a Wall With Her Butt (Photo)

She actually thought the wall was hitting on her. She was all like, “You wanna go back to my place?” Then she vomited orange stuff and passed out. It [...]

Man Strips Naked, Jumps into Hay Baler (Video)

Man Strips Naked, Jumps into Hay Baler (Video)

You city folk are probably wondering what hicks do for fun, given the lack of cultural attractions, night spots and major sporting events in their backward, manure-smelling villages.
Well, you can see from [...]

Woman Arrested for Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving

Woman Arrested for Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving

Masturbating to video porn with a vibrator and driving are activities that share a lot in common.  Both require a certain manual dexterity.  Both require good vision.  The ability to concentrate is [...]

Sean Penn Looks Like an Old Woman (Photos)

Sean Penn Looks Like an Old Woman (Photos)

Do we need to worry about Sean Penn?
Is the stress of saving Haiti finally getting to him?
Have a we stumbled upon the truth about Sean’s sick secret life as a former member [...]

"True Blood" Stars Naked and Drenched in Blood on the Cover of "Rolling Stone" (Pic)

“True Blood” Stars Naked and Drenched in Blood on the Cover of “Rolling Stone” (Pic)

It’s a good thing that guy’s clutching Anna Paquin’s boob, otherwise this would be a very racy cover.

Snooki Forgot Her Underwear Again

Snooki Forgot Her Underwear Again

Snooki indicated after her recent arrest that she was going to scale back her daytime drinking.
So I guess she forgot her underwear because she’s just forgetful and not because she was drunk?
She [...]

The Cat That Hates Justin Bieber (Plus Friday Links)

The Cat That Hates Justin Bieber (Plus Friday Links)

This can’t be real.  No cat can hate Justin Bieber that much.
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More Great Movies Like Inception Could Be a Bad Thing (FlickSided)
Top 10 Signs She’s Faking it, Starring Whiteboard Girl (Dave and [...]

Lady Gaga Unveils Her Muppet Look

Lady Gaga Unveils Her Muppet Look

This would be a cool muppet: a mophead with hooker legs.

Helen Mirren Bathes Russell Brand (Photo)

Helen Mirren Bathes Russell Brand (Photo)

This is the kind of thing Helen Mirren had in mind when she took up acting, I’m sure.

McNugget Meltdown Caught on Camera

McNugget Meltdown Caught on Camera

Melodi Dushane really wanted some McNuggets.
Unfortunately, as the drive thru attendant explained to Melodi, McDonald’s doesn’t serve its famous processed chicken chunks at 6:30 in the morning.
That was the wrong thing to [...]

Today in Stupid Ideas: Weezer's Hurley Album Cover

Today in Stupid Ideas: Weezer’s Hurley Album Cover

How high were the guys from Weezer when they decided to make their new album cover nothing but a picture of Jorge Garcia aka Hurley from Lost?  And then name the album [...]

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