Jennifer Aniston is a Freak on the Cover of Allure
I would like to respectfully ask the people at Allure magazine what in the freaking bloody tittyfucking hell they were thinking when they decided to put that picture of Jennifer Aniston on [...]
Category: Weirdness
Lady Gaga Got Her Boob Grabbed
A lesson I learned long ago: If you dress like an old vampire lady from a bad movie, you’re going to get your boob grabbed. It never fails. Also, you stand a [...]
Dec 21, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Zach Galifianakis Wore a Swimsuit for Vanity Fair (Photo)
Thank God it’s a one-piece.
Oct 14, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Airline Uses Lady Gaga, Dancing Flight Attendants to Spice Up Safety Demo (Video)
Cebu Pacific Airlines loves its passengers and doesn’t think they should have to endure a boring safety run-through – so they have spiced up their obligatory demonstration of life-saving devices/procedures by adding [...]
Oct 01, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Kim Kardashian Sues Over Sex Doll Version of Herself
Pipedream Products, Inc. thought they could make a blow-up sex doll modeled after Kim Kardashian and sell it without giving Kim her cut. Well I’ve got some bad news for Pipedream Products, [...]
Sep 17, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Wendy’s Cook Arrested for Pulling Knife on Co-Worker
Stories of fast food-related violence normally involve people losing their shit because they can’t get McNuggets at 5 in the morning and trying to climb through the drive-thru window to assault the [...]
Sep 16, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Video of Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie Kissing (Plus Tuesday Links)
This makes Jennifer Aniston happy in very complicated ways. Links… Video Games Make You Better at Life (vbs.tv) Along With Headaches, Tylenol Also Eases the Pain of Hurt Feelings (Asylum) 1983 Playmate [...]
Sep 14, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Grosser VMAs Moment: Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress or Cher’s 64-Year Old Tattooed Ass?
Lady Gaga won a crapload of awards at Sunday’s VMAs. Also, she wore a dress apparently made of raw meat. It’s a good thing Morrissey wasn’t there, or he would’ve punched her. [...]
Sep 13, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Prince Charles Made a Grocery Bag (Pic)
Who says the royals are worthless. See? Prince Charles sewed a grocery bag. Just like a little brown Indonesian child in a sweat shop, except Charles has bigger ears and more inbreeding-related [...]
Sep 10, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Jerry Lewis Wants to Spank Lindsay Lohan (Plus Friday Links)
What else does Jerry Lewis want to do to Lindsay Lohan? Forget it Jerry. At your age, she’d kill you. Hell of a way to go though. Links… McDonald’s Menus From Around [...]
Sep 03, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Amy Winehouse Touched a Wall With Her Butt (Photo)
She actually thought the wall was hitting on her. She was all like, “You wanna go back to my place?” Then she vomited orange stuff and passed out. It was a normal [...]
Aug 26, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Man Strips Naked, Jumps into Hay Baler (Video)
You city folk are probably wondering what hicks do for fun, given the lack of cultural attractions, night spots and major sporting events in their backward, manure-smelling villages. Well, you can see [...]
Aug 26, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
