Kelly Osbourne Ripped Her Ex-Boyfriend on Twitter
Twitter can be used for a lot of things, most of them evil, but perhaps its greatest and most noble application is as an outlet for the hurt feelings of insane chicks [...]
Angry Old Man Elton John is a Daddy
Thanks to the efforts of an unidentified rent-a-womb, rageaholic music legend Elton John and his partner David Furnish now have a child. The boy was born on Christmas day but don’t worry, [...]
Dec 28, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Jay-Z Bought Beyonce $350,000 Worth of Bags for Christmas
Some people help the needy over Christmas, and some go to Hermes’ Madison Avenue boutique and buy $350,000 worth of Birkin bags to give to Beyonce. Jay-Z would fall into the latter [...]
Dec 27, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Yoko Ono Likes Lady Gaga’s Butt
Yoko Ono has taken a break from producing bizarre ululating sounds and passing them off as music to compliment Lady Gaga on her ass. “She performed with me on stage wearing a [...]
Dec 27, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Hugh Jackman Takes a Cricket Ball to the Groin (Video)
Remember a couple of weeks ago when Hugh Jackman almost de-eyeballed himself during a zip-line stunt on Oprah Winfrey‘s Taxpayer-Funded Aussie Vacation Spectacular? Well, I’m happy to say, Hugh is no longer [...]
Dec 27, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Natalie Portman is Engaged and Knocked Up
Sorry guys, but you have missed your shot at Natalie Portman. You know, the one you never actually had because you’re a loser and she’s Natalie Portman? Yup, that shot. You can [...]
Dec 27, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Kevin Smith’s Right-Wing-Baiting Horror Flick “Red State” Has a Trailer
Kevin Smith has sucked donkey penis since Dogma, but if the trailer for his new crazy politically-charged horror movie Red State is any indication, that suckiness trend is about to reverse itself [...]
Dec 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Jennifer Aniston Went Full-Diva on Movie Set
Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly big box office these days but you wouldn’t know it from her behavior on the set of her movie Wanderlust. According to an insider, Jennifer pulled a diva [...]
Dec 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Prince William & Kate Middleton Featured on Lame New Coin
This is the new coin minted to commemorate the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middleton. It’s almost as cool as the collectible Snooki coin I bought from the Franklin Mint but [...]
Dec 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Christina Aguilera and Her New Man
Christina Aguilera has a new man. Wait, I thought she went lesbo after getting divorced. Eh, I give up. These pop stars are just too wacky for me to keep track of [...]
Dec 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Santa Claus Visits Chimpanzees (Plus Wednesday Links)
You’ve heard of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? Well, this Santa isn’t interested in martians, he only cares about conquering chimpanzees. With love. Links: 8 Reasons That Santa Claus is an Unfit [...]
Dec 22, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Plane Passengers Irate at Madonna’s Special Treatment
Bad weather is causing all sorts of travel nightmares in the UK, even for privileged people like Madonna. However, when you’re Madonna, your nightmare is just a little bit less nightmarish than [...]
Dec 22, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
