Winona Ryder Knew Mel Gibson Was a Bastard 15 Years Ago
Winona Ryder is alive and giving interviews. Tellingly, the new piece on her in GQ isn’t making news because of anything she reveals about herself – no one cares now that she’s [...]
Super Mario Bros. Meets Grand Theft Auto (Video)
I was thinking of doing something exactly like this. Then I realized I have no imagination whatsoever. Or computer graphics skills. Or motivation. Basically, there are only two things I’m qualified for: [...]
Dec 15, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly Parody Bowie/Crosby Christmas Classic
David Bowie and Bing Crosby dueting on The Little Drummer Boy stands as one of the most surreal moments in all of television history. Now Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly have [...]
Dec 15, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Bong-Tape Creator Sent into Hiding by Angry Miley Cyrus Fans
The woman responsible for filming Miley Cyrus‘ Bong Hit Seen Round the World has been sent into hiding by enraged Miley fans who think she was trying to ruin Miley’s life or [...]
Dec 15, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Have Also Broken Up
What the hell is going on in Hollywood the last couple of days? Everybody’s breaking up. Zac and Vanessa. Dexter and Deb (er, Michael and Jennifer). And now…Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson! [...]
Dec 14, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Vladimir Putin’s Incredibly Hot Mistress is On the Cover of Russian Vogue (Plus Tuesday Links)
Alina Kabaeva is an Olympic gymnast, a member of Russian parliament and the alleged mistress of Vladimir Putin. She stands a fairly good chance of one day being the ruler of all [...]
Lindsay Lohan Won’t Be on “Dancing With the Stars”
Dancing With the Stars will have to find some other washed-up former child-star to appear on its next season, cause Lindsay Lohan is not interested. Lindsay’s mom Dina explained, “Lindsay is a [...]
Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter Are Divorcing
You want to know how shallow I am? When I heard Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter were divorcing my first thought was, “Oh no. What will this do to Dexter? Will [...]
Dec 14, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Hugh Jackman Nearly Lost an Eye Doing Goofy Zip-Line Stunt for Oprah
Oprah‘s highly publicized and taxpayer funded trip to Australia nearly turned tragic when famed Aussie song-and-dance man Hugh Jackman was injured in a crazy-ass zip-line stunt. Apparently Hugh cracked his face on [...]
Nicolas Cage Loses it On the Set of “Ghost Rider 2″
This video would represent Nicolas Cage‘s immortal Christian Bale moment…if only we could actually hear what he is screaming. Actually, everything about this video is mysterious, including the circumstances surrounding the meltdown. [...]
Dec 14, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
The New “Pirates of the Caribbean” Has a Trailer
Johnny Depp all drunk and gayish! Penelope Cruz! Hot mermaids! Al Swearengen as Blackbeard! The guy who directed Chicago! Excited yet? Um, actually…kinda.
Dec 13, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Have Broken Up
Terrible things happen every day but seldom are they as bad as what has happened this day: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up. Hear that Metrodome roof collapse? You are [...]
Dec 13, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
