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Neil Young’s Hippie Car Started a Three-Alarm Fire

Neil Young’s Hippie Car Started a Three-Alarm Fire

Rock legend Neil Young has touted electric cars as a means of saving the environment while still avoiding the frighteningly un-American prospect of giving up automobiles in favor of mass transit and/or [...]

Barack Obama Pretends to Care About Japanese Technology (Video)

Barack Obama Pretends to Care About Japanese Technology (Video)

Once upon a time, president Harry Truman dropped two atomic bombs on Japan, laying waste to cities, killing thousands and, worst of all, creating several atomic monsters which, when called forth by [...]

Prince William is Engaged to Kate Middleton

Prince William is Engaged to Kate Middleton

It must be awesome to be Prince William.  Not only do you get to go around calling yourself “Prince” and not have people laugh at you or try to put you in [...]

Woman Arrested for Trying to Carve Out Boyfriend’s Neck Tattoo

Woman Arrested for Trying to Carve Out Boyfriend’s Neck Tattoo

There are many good reasons not to get neck tattoos, the main one being that people with neck tattoos seldom get chosen for good jobs like President of the United States.  And [...]

Christian Bale Loves Chris Farley, Hates “Newsies”

Christian Bale Loves Chris Farley, Hates “Newsies”

Christian Bale reveals much in his interview this month in Esquire.  For instance:  he’s not a “cinemaphile.”  He would love to be Steve McQueen…but he also adores Chris Farley, especially his masterpiece [...]

Snooki Scores Condom Brand as Birthday Sponsor

Snooki Scores Condom Brand as Birthday Sponsor

Snooki is a walking endorsement of safe sex…so it makes perfect sense that LifeStyles condoms should be sponsoring her 23rd birthday blow-out at New York’s club Pascha on Saturday night.  “Her message [...]

Learning to Play the Guitar Made Gwyneth Paltrow Cry

Learning to Play the Guitar Made Gwyneth Paltrow Cry

 The Gwyneth Paltrow Bravery Tour rolls on for one more week.  Days after fearlessly performing real hillbilly music in front of real hillbillies at the CMAs, Gwyneth has revealed that, in [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow Sings On “Glee” (Plus Friday Links)

Gwyneth Paltrow Sings On “Glee” (Plus Friday Links)

Okay that’s twice this week we’ve had Gwyneth Paltrow‘s “singing” inflicted on us.  I liked it better when she only sucked at acting. Links… The 9 Types of Beers (And What They [...]

Cher Did Gene Simmons, Eric Clapton, Not Elvis (Video)

Cher Did Gene Simmons, Eric Clapton, Not Elvis (Video)

David Letterman decided to have a little fun with Cher by reading off the names of famous men and having her acknowledge whether she’d ever gone to bed with them.  Cher, being [...]

John Slattery Lampoons Crazy Tea Partiers on “30 Rock” (Video)

John Slattery Lampoons Crazy Tea Partiers on “30 Rock” (Video)

It’s about time those crazy Tea Partiers came in for some mockery from Hollywood.  Sadly, John Slattery‘s portrayal of a maniacal Rhode Island paintball facility manager-turned-grassroots politician, though hysterically funny, fails to [...]

Angelina Jolie’s Daughter Shiloh is Weird Like Mom

Angelina Jolie’s Daughter Shiloh is Weird Like Mom

Angelina Jolie is a crazy bitch with a thing for tattoos, knives and (probably) having sex with animals, and judging by the stuff Angelina talked about in her new Vogue interview, her [...]

What is Up With Taylor Swift?

What is Up With Taylor Swift?

An editorial by me on what a bitch Taylor Swift is turning into:  Yo Taylor, what’s up with your stroppy self?  Nice performance at the CMAs, no Kanye West drama, no John [...]