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Blake Lively Is the Most Desirable Woman In the World

Blake Lively Is the Most Desirable Woman In the World

AskMen, the internet’s most authoritative voice when it comes to matters of female desirability, has named Gossip Girl star Blake Lively their #1 hottest sexiest most lickable chick for 2011. Sorry AskMen, [...]

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Cyndi Lauper’s Face Burned Off

Remember “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”? Well, these days, fun for Cyndi Lauper apparently includes getting her face peeled off. This awful picture of the former pop star was snapped at the [...]

Justin Bieber Showed Letterman How to Tweet (Video)

Justin Bieber Showed Letterman How to Tweet (Video)

Justin Bieber on Letterman last night…so adorable. Too bad about his speech impediment though. Maybe Geoffrey Rush could help him like he helped that nice Nazi-appeasing king.

Palm Beach Has a Shark Problem (Video)

Palm Beach Has a Shark Problem (Video)

Steve Irwin – yes, that’s really his name – was flying his helicopter 100 yards off Palm Beach, Florida when he looked down and saw the water teeming with literally thousands of [...]

Charlie Sheen Uses Porn Stars as Babysitters (Video)

Charlie Sheen Uses Porn Stars as Babysitters (Video)

Charlie Sheen is in rehab, so this is the perfect time to talk about him behind his back. Hey porn star Kacey Jordan, what really went down during that two-day drug binge [...]

China Uses Barack Obama Lookalike to Sell KFC (Video)

China Uses Barack Obama Lookalike to Sell KFC (Video)

Fried chicken and black people: in China they still go together like peanut butter and jelly. The Chinese better refine their sense of cultural nuance – they’ll need it after they take [...]

Nicki Minaj Got Her Creep On With Andy Samberg On SNL (Video)

Nicki Minaj Got Her Creep On With Andy Samberg On SNL (Video)

Who cares if the Middle East is burning and the price of gas is about to shoot up to 5 bucks a gallon? We have a new dance craze called The Creep! [...]

Indonesian Pop Star Gets 3 1/2 Years in Jail for Sex Tapes

Indonesian Pop Star Gets 3 1/2 Years in Jail for Sex Tapes

Note to self: If we ever move to Indonesia and become a pop star, remember not to leave any sex tapes lying around. We definitely do not want to end up like [...]

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Went to the SAG Awards

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Went to the SAG Awards

Here’s your official SAG Awards Summary: Mila Kunis looked really hot, Natalie Portman won something, Betty White rubbed her award’s butt, Winona Ryder made a weird face, Alec Baldwin was drunk, Helena [...]

Tracy Morgan Called Sarah Palin “Good Maturbation Material” On TNT (Video)

Tracy Morgan Called Sarah Palin “Good Maturbation Material” On TNT (Video)

Hey, I’ve got an idea: Let’s put Tracy Morgan on-air and encourage him to make spontaneous remarks about Sarah Palin!  I’m sure he won’t say anything we’ll have to apologize for later.

Justin Bieber’s Shirtless Photoshoot (Video)

Justin Bieber’s Shirtless Photoshoot (Video)

At first glance this looks like just another Rachel Maddow topless photoshoot for Lesbian Media Heroine Monthly, but look again and you will realize it is actually something much more exciting. Oh. [...]

Jersey Shore: Sammi Punched Ronnie

Jersey Shore: Sammi Punched Ronnie

Full disclosure: I’ve never watched Jersey Shore. I wouldn’t watch Jersey Shore if it were the only show on television. I would throw my TV out the window rather than watch Jersey [...]