Bruce Willis Crushed Kevin Smith’s Soul
Apparently Kevin Smith had a terrible experience working with Bruce Willis on the movie Cop Out. Maybe this explains why the movie was about as funny as a cold sore on your [...]
Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester Got Friendly at the “Roommate” Premiere
Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester look eerily like sisters, which makes it even hotter when they start flirting and touching each other on the red carpet. Stop driving me nuts with your [...]
Jan 24, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Steven Tyler is a Dirty Old Man
Did Steven Tyler sign up for American Idol to help pick pop music’s next great phony under-talented star or did he actually do it to pick up underage chicks? That’s the question [...]
Jan 24, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Madonna’s Brother Thinks She’s Getting Creepy
Madonna‘s brother Christopher Ciccone is in agreement with the majority of humanity about what a weird and creepy old woman his sister is becoming. All those young men. And her arms…my God. [...]
Jan 24, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Kate Middleton is Now Officially Unemployed
It may surprise you to learn that royal fiancee Kate Middleton has quit her job doing web design and taking pictures for her parents’ online party supply company. An unemployed future member [...]
Jan 24, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Sarah Palin Stars in Her Own Steampunk Comic
Steampunk is the coolest genre of anything since the invention of genres and things, and Sarah Palin is the coolest money-grubbing victim-complex-having pseudo-politician since the invention of the earth which happened two [...]
Jan 21, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Kevin Bacon and January Jones in X-Men: First Class (Pic)
There are so many absurd things about this new X-Men movie. First off, the title. X-Men: First Class? They’re really running with that? What comes next, X-Men: Coach? X-Men: Steerage? X-Men: A [...]
Jan 21, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift Have Dinner
All you who started crying when Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift brought their fairy tale romance to a premature end…you can start smiling again because it looks like they are back together. [...]
Jan 20, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Macaulay Culkin is Getting Over Mila Kunis…With a Porn Actress
Macaulay Culkin doesn’t miss his ex-girlfriend Mila Kunis, because he is too busy having freaky sex with a Spanish porn actress. The porn star’s name is Irene Lopez and even if I [...]
Jan 20, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Don Rickles Gives His Take On Regis Philbin’s Retirement (Video)
Here’s Don Rickles talking about his friend Regis Philbin‘s shocking retirement announcement. No Indian jokes or gags about his wife falling asleep during sex? Rickles must be slipping.
Jan 20, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Rafael Nadal and Megan Fox in Dueling Armani Ads
These Armani ads are so predictable. Next time they should have Megan Fox topless in a pair of jeans and Rafael Nadal in a bra. Or Megan in a Hitler mustache stabbing [...]
Jan 20, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Emma Stone Went Somewhere, Looked Annoyed
Paps catch Emma Stone at LAX, she doesn’t look happy about it. Emma took lessons on handling fame from Kristen Stewart. Just keep walking, and frown a lot.
Jan 19, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
