Lindsay Lohan Won’t Be on “Dancing With the Stars”
Dancing With the Stars will have to find some other washed-up former child-star to appear on its next season, cause Lindsay Lohan is not interested. Lindsay’s mom Dina explained, “Lindsay is a [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Negotiating With Dancing With the Stars
Lindsay Lohan has hit rock bottom. Yes folks, it’s sad but true: she’s negotiating to appear on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. This is worse than an OD. Worse [...]
Dec 08, 2010 | 2 comments | View Post
Pro-Bristol Voting Bloc Ousts Brandy from “Dancing With the Stars”
A Lightly Buzzed Editorial: Brandy getting voted off Dancing With the Stars and Bristol Palin surviving to the finals is possibly the biggest load of bullshit in the history of television. Certainly [...]
Audrina Patridge’s Mom Goes on Drunken Rant (NSFW Video)
Audrina Patridge‘s mom Lynn is having a hard time dealing with her little girl’s ouster from Dancing With the Stars. She also has a problem with Audrina’s Hills co-star Lauren Conrad. And [...]
Oct 28, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Bristol Palin Made a Monkey of Herself (Dancing With the Stars Video)
I was hoping Dancing With the Stars would help me get over my disappointment over that lame-ass Mad Men season finale, but alas, DWTS has become rather boring itself. I hate to [...]
Oct 19, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Asian Bisexual Margaret Cho Kicked Off “Dancing With the Stars” (Video)
Margaret Cho wasn’t great on Dancing With the Stars, but you can’t tell me she was worse than The Situation, Bristol Palin, Kurt Warner and Rick Fox. That being the case, why [...]
Oct 06, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
The Situation Wows Us With His Suckiness (Dancing With the Stars Video)
How boring was last night’s Dancing With the Stars? Imagine Florence Henderson dancing a waltz to the song “Edelweiss” from The Sound of Music. Yes, that actually happened. But, even that was [...]
Oct 05, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Michael Bolton Gets the Heave-Ho from Dancing With the Stars (Video)
First David Hasselhoff, now Michael Bolton. It’s been a tough couple of weeks for old kind of creepy guys on Dancing With the Stars. If I were Kurt Warner, I wouldn’t get [...]
Sep 29, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Sarah Palin Booed on Dancing With the Stars (Video)
A weird scene last night on Dancing With the Stars: Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough are getting their scores, when suddenly the audience starts booing. For a second we think they’re booing [...]
Sep 28, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Bruno Annihilated Michael Bolton (Dancing With the Stars Video)
I’m convinced there must be some nasty past history between Bruno and Michael Bolton…a spurned sexual advance or something of that type. Bolton may not even remember what happened, but Bruno clearly [...]
Sep 28, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
The Situation Bombs, Gets Lit Up by Len (Dancing With the Stars Video)
Most Dancing With the Stars contestants actually take the competition very seriously. And then there’s The Situation, who is obviously only interested in taking his shirt off. America needs to do the [...]
Sep 21, 2010 | 4 comments | View Post
Bristol Palin Will Appear on Dancing With the Stars
Becoming the nation’s #1 maker of speeches about abstinence has not satisfied Bristol Palin‘s yen for the spotlight. So, the daughter of Sarah is ratcheting up her Hollywood blitz even more, by [...]
Aug 26, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
