Yoko Ono Likes Lady Gaga’s Butt
Yoko Ono has taken a break from producing bizarre ululating sounds and passing them off as music to compliment Lady Gaga on her ass. “She performed with me on stage wearing a [...]
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Hugh Jackman Takes a Cricket Ball to the Groin (Video)
Remember a couple of weeks ago when Hugh Jackman almost de-eyeballed himself during a zip-line stunt on Oprah Winfrey‘s Taxpayer-Funded Aussie Vacation Spectacular? Well, I’m happy to say, Hugh is no longer [...]
Dec 27, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Natalie Portman is Engaged and Knocked Up
Sorry guys, but you have missed your shot at Natalie Portman. You know, the one you never actually had because you’re a loser and she’s Natalie Portman? Yup, that shot. You can [...]
Dec 27, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Kevin Smith’s Right-Wing-Baiting Horror Flick “Red State” Has a Trailer
Kevin Smith has sucked donkey penis since Dogma, but if the trailer for his new crazy politically-charged horror movie Red State is any indication, that suckiness trend is about to reverse itself [...]
Dec 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Jennifer Aniston Went Full-Diva on Movie Set
Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly big box office these days but you wouldn’t know it from her behavior on the set of her movie Wanderlust. According to an insider, Jennifer pulled a diva [...]
Dec 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Prince William & Kate Middleton Featured on Lame New Coin
This is the new coin minted to commemorate the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middleton. It’s almost as cool as the collectible Snooki coin I bought from the Franklin Mint but [...]
Dec 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Christina Aguilera and Her New Man
Christina Aguilera has a new man. Wait, I thought she went lesbo after getting divorced. Eh, I give up. These pop stars are just too wacky for me to keep track of [...]
Dec 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Plane Passengers Irate at Madonna’s Special Treatment
Bad weather is causing all sorts of travel nightmares in the UK, even for privileged people like Madonna. However, when you’re Madonna, your nightmare is just a little bit less nightmarish than [...]
Dec 22, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Lady Gaga Whips Her Shoes into the Crowd (Video)
Lady Gaga parts with her shoes.
Dec 22, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
“Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark” Actor Injured in 30-Foot Plunge (Video)
Wow. Some idiots were dumb enough to spend $65 million to make a stage show of Spider Man with music by Bono. And they spent about 30 cents of the $65 million [...]
Dec 21, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Dakota Fanning Keeps Kicking Taylor Momsen’s Ass at Stuff
The world of wispy blonde teen girls who stick their crotches in stuff far too often for comfort was rocked today by the news that modeling agency IMG has fired Taylor Momsen [...]
Dec 21, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Lindsay Lohan Faces Jail (Yes Again)
The year just couldn’t end without one more Lindsay Lohan brush with the law. This one doesn’t sound that serious but you’d never know it from the breathless reporting on TMZ, which [...]
