Boy Dances Away His Sorrow on The Today Show
Keegan Roberts is as irrepressible as you can get. The kid lost his father and now his family is doing the long-faced common-folk hero thing on The Today Show…but all Keegan wants [...]
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Blake Lively is Probably Doing it With Ryan Gosling
Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling are both so hot that they could probably replace the sun in the event that the sun ever went out and we needed a new source of [...]
Dec 09, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Christina Aguilera Blames Racy Picture Leak on Hacker
Christina Aguilera has removed any doubt as to the authenticity of those pictures that leaked of her yesterday where she’s mostly naked and all bruised up like one of Chris Brown‘s girlfriends. [...]
Dec 09, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Lindsay Lohan Negotiating With Dancing With the Stars
Lindsay Lohan has hit rock bottom. Yes folks, it’s sad but true: she’s negotiating to appear on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. This is worse than an OD. Worse [...]
Dec 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
MTV Will Ring in New Year By Dropping Snooki
MTV has figured out a way to include Snooki in their New Year’s coverage. Originally they planned to just get her really drunk and film her wandering through the crowd showing people [...]
Dec 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Jennifer Aniston Tells Chelsea Handler to Lay Off Angelina Jolie
There’s a three-way cat-fight brewing in the world of Hollywood ladydom. At one corner of this triangle of animosity is late night “funny lady” Chelsea Handler. At another corner stands the anointed [...]
Dec 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Oprah Winfrey is Not a High-Powered Lesbian
Oprah Winfrey is a frequent topper of celebrity power lists, but there is one list she will never be #1 on, the list of most powerful lesbians in Hollywood. This is because, [...]
Dec 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Katy Perry is Changing Her Name
Katy Perry has decided that she will no longer be called Katy Perry. From now on, she will be called Katy Hey Everybody Look at My Boobs. Okay, here’s the real story: [...]
Dec 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Giant Rudolph Balloon Punctured by Traffic Light (Video)
The famous Hindenburg film pales in comparison to this shocking footage of a parade balloon Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer meeting a saggy end at the hands of a poorly-placed traffic light. Oh [...]
Dec 07, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Julian Assange Has Been Arrested
I don’t follow the real news much but apparently there’s this guy named Julian Assange who’s been making trouble for the powerful nations of the world by revealing their secrets on the [...]
Dec 07, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Michael Phelps May Have Impregnated Brittny Gastineau
Michael Phelps is a world-class swimmer and so too was at least one of his sperm. According to Radar, that hardy, fit and sort of goofy sperm, despite being stoned out of [...]
Dec 07, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Cops Chase Teenager in Stolen Dump Truck (Video)
In Ohio: A drugged-up rapscallion of a teenager stole himself a dump truck and led cops on a merry 52-mile chase, culminating in the teenager’s apprehension and probable (conveniently off-camera) brutal beating. [...]
Dec 06, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
