Amber Heard is a Hollywood Lesbian
Even though no one asked, Amber Heard has announced to the world that she is a lesbian. She is now entitled to a media victory lap culminating in a (symbolic) on-camera tongue-job [...]
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Josh Duhamel Was Kicked Off a Plane
Josh Duhamel doesn’t just seem like a gigantic asshole, he is a gigantic asshole. Weary travelers on a flight out of La Guardia yesterday found out just how big an asshole Duhamel [...]
Dec 03, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Christopher Nolan Broke Aaron Eckhart’s Heart
Aaron Eckhart is a sad man, and it’s all Christopher Nolan‘s fault. I know you now want this to be a post about how Christopher Nolan and Aaron Eckhart had a gay [...]
Dec 03, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Jared Leto Has Blue Hair, No Clue
It seems like a hundred years since Jared Leto was the heartthrob on My So Called Life. Since the cancellation of that iconic show, Leto has shed his teeny-boy image and become, [...]
Dec 02, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Rupert Grint Likes Make-Up, Bagels
Harry Potter star Rupert Grint has an interesting hobby: he likes to make himself up, dress funny and pay late night visits to bagel shops with his similarly oddly-outfitted mates. Did I [...]
Dec 02, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Oh No Miley Cyrus is Naked
Miley Cyrus is naked again and this time she wasn’t forced by a fast-talking New York photographer. No, the circumstances around this naked picture scandal are even shadier than that: It seems [...]
Dec 02, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Fleeing Murder Suspect Pwned by Car (Video)
Police chases pretty much always end badly for the chasee, but here’s one that ended super-badly – with the suspect being hit by a car while attempting an ill-advised freeway crossing. I [...]
Dec 02, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Reality Star/Burglar Alexis Neiers Arrested for Having Black Tar Heroin
Alexis Neiers was once a member of the “Bling Ring,” a group of burglars who went around stealing stuff from celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Orlando Bloom, but after serving jail time [...]
Dec 01, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Britney Spears Was “Beat On” by Her Boyfriend
In a shocking development, Britney Spears has shockingly admitted that her boyfriend Jason Trawick shockingly beat her up. We know this isn’t the usual tabloid nonsense because Radar Online, who would never [...]
Dec 01, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Katy Perry Sang at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (Video)
A Katy Perry performance at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show? Sure, why not? You can never have enough boobs. And going-to-the-bathroom faces and armpit flashes. I can’t be the only one who’s [...]
Dec 01, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Man Arrested for Jerking it at Harry Potter Showing
Harry Potter fans are well-known for getting very excited over the exploits of their favorite boy wizard and his adorable friends, especially that hot piece of ginger ass Ron Weasley, but there’s [...]
Nov 30, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Lindsay Lohan Seeks Restraining Order Against Paparazzi
Lindsay Lohan is calling out the big guns in her on-going war against the paparazzi. The endlessly harassed former movie star, who is currently still at the Betty Ford clinic, has asked [...]
Nov 30, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
