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Angelina Jolie Blasted by Bosnian Rape Victims

Angelina Jolie Blasted by Bosnian Rape Victims

Angelina Jolie thought victims of war rape would be incredibly grateful to her for bringing their story to the screen in her directorial debut, but she thought wrong.  Instead, the real-life Bosnian [...]

GWAR Ripped a Fake Sarah Palin’s Guts Out (Video)

GWAR Ripped a Fake Sarah Palin’s Guts Out (Video)

Lots of people would like to see video of someone ripping the guts out of the real Sarah Palin (especially that maddy, shooty guy from Wisconsin), but since that will never happen, [...]

WTF? Overload: James Franco and Anne Hathaway Will Host the Oscars

WTF? Overload: James Franco and Anne Hathaway Will Host the Oscars

There’s this crazy report going around saying that James Franco and Anne Hathaway have been chosen to host this year’s Oscars.  Now, we know ratings have been a problem for the Oscars [...]

Comedians Remake “We Are the World” (Video)

Comedians Remake “We Are the World” (Video)

It’s pretty hard to top the original “We Are the World” for hilarity – oh Bob Dylan, your muppet-frog voice never fails to crack me up – but this group of famous [...]

Leslie Nielsen Bought the Farm

Leslie Nielsen Bought the Farm

All over America today, people are driving their friends/co-workers/family members/fellow inmates crazy by reciting quotes from the movies Airplane! and The Naked Gun.  This can only mean one thing:  Leslie Nielsen is [...]

Marine Stabbed at Georgia Best Buy

Marine Stabbed at Georgia Best Buy

This is what it’s come to people:  A Marine helping with the Toys for Tots program at a Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia was stabbed after confronting a man who was apparently [...]

Man Arrested At Walmart Had Gun, Knives, Pepper Grenade

Man Arrested At Walmart Had Gun, Knives, Pepper Grenade

Christopher Scott doesn’t mess around when he goes shopping on Black Friday.  Expecting a terrific scrum, the retired federal law enforcement agent prepared for his midnight trip to a Boynton Beach, Florida [...]

Black Friday Stampede at Buffalo Target

Black Friday Stampede at Buffalo Target

More Black Friday madness:  Around 4 AM Friday morning at a Buffalo Target, shoppers driven crazy by a combination of cold, rainy weather and their own lust for bargains stampeded their way [...]

Woman Arrested for Threatening Fellow Black Friday Shoppers

Woman Arrested for Threatening Fellow Black Friday Shoppers

It’s Black Friday kids, which can only mean one thing:  crazed consumers threatening to kill each other.  For our first story of mayhem, let’s head to Wisconsin, home of the idiot who [...]

Joe Jonas Tried to Bring Knives Onto a Plane

Joe Jonas Tried to Bring Knives Onto a Plane

The corruption of Joe Jonas continues.  The latest on the downfall of America’s former male sweetheart is that, while traveling back from Abu Dhabi with that twisted skank Ashley Greene, Joe was [...]

Jennifer Grey Won “Dancing With the Stars”

Jennifer Grey Won “Dancing With the Stars”

The most controversial season ever of Dancing With the Stars came to an end Tuesday night not with a suicide bombing or an anthrax attack but a boring old trophy presentation.  The [...]

Kanye West Rants Like a Lunatic (Video)

Kanye West Rants Like a Lunatic (Video)

Newsflash:  Kanye West is crazy.  I don’t even know what he’s talking about in this video.  I don’t think he does either. Is he actually trying to defend George Bush? Head spinning.