Charlie Sheen Uses Porn Stars as Babysitters (Video)
Charlie Sheen is in rehab, so this is the perfect time to talk about him behind his back. Hey porn star Kacey Jordan, what really went down during that two-day drug binge [...]
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China Uses Barack Obama Lookalike to Sell KFC (Video)
Fried chicken and black people: in China they still go together like peanut butter and jelly. The Chinese better refine their sense of cultural nuance – they’ll need it after they take [...]
Jan 31, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Nicki Minaj Got Her Creep On With Andy Samberg On SNL (Video)
Who cares if the Middle East is burning and the price of gas is about to shoot up to 5 bucks a gallon? We have a new dance craze called The Creep! [...]
Jan 31, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Indonesian Pop Star Gets 3 1/2 Years in Jail for Sex Tapes
Note to self: If we ever move to Indonesia and become a pop star, remember not to leave any sex tapes lying around. We definitely do not want to end up like [...]
Jan 31, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Went to the SAG Awards
Here’s your official SAG Awards Summary: Mila Kunis looked really hot, Natalie Portman won something, Betty White rubbed her award’s butt, Winona Ryder made a weird face, Alec Baldwin was drunk, Helena [...]
Jan 31, 2011 | 2 comments | View Post
Tracy Morgan Called Sarah Palin “Good Maturbation Material” On TNT (Video)
Hey, I’ve got an idea: Let’s put Tracy Morgan on-air and encourage him to make spontaneous remarks about Sarah Palin! I’m sure he won’t say anything we’ll have to apologize for later.
Jan 28, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Justin Bieber’s Shirtless Photoshoot (Video)
At first glance this looks like just another Rachel Maddow topless photoshoot for Lesbian Media Heroine Monthly, but look again and you will realize it is actually something much more exciting. Oh. [...]
Jan 28, 2011 | 3 comments | View Post
Jersey Shore: Sammi Punched Ronnie
Full disclosure: I’ve never watched Jersey Shore. I wouldn’t watch Jersey Shore if it were the only show on television. I would throw my TV out the window rather than watch Jersey [...]
Jan 28, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Minka Kelly May Join New Charlie’s Angels
Charlie’s Angels is coming back to TV, and Minka Kelly may be on-board. Can you say Minka Kelly in hotpants? Or is this going to be some kind of respectful feminist 21st [...]
Charlie Sheen Taken to Hospital With Abdominal Pain After All-Night Party
The Charlie Sheen train to self-destruction this morning made its scheduled stop at Cedars-Sinai in L.A.. Tell me if you’ve heard this story before: Charlie Sheen was up partying all night with [...]
Jan 27, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Jessica Simpson Has an Exercise Video, But Doesn’t Want You to See It
A few years ago Jessica Simpson was paid $500,000 to create an exercise video, but the video never saw the light of day because Jessica didn’t like the way it turned out [...]
Jan 27, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Lady Gaga Wants Women to Smell Like Blood and Semen
The woman who brought us the meat dress now wants to raise the bar for disgustingness even higher by developing a perfume that smells like blood and semen. Together. At once. Oh [...]
