Steampunk is the coolest genre of anything since the invention of genres and things, and Sarah Palin is the coolest money-grubbing victim-complex-having pseudo-politician since the invention of the earth which happened two [...]
There are so many absurd things about this new X-Men movie. First off, the title. X-Men: First Class? They’re really running with that? What comes next, X-Men: Coach? X-Men: Steerage? X-Men: A [...]
All you who started crying when Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift brought their fairy tale romance to a premature end…you can start smiling again because it looks like they are back together. [...]
Macaulay Culkin doesn’t miss his ex-girlfriend Mila Kunis, because he is too busy having freaky sex with a Spanish porn actress. The porn star’s name is Irene Lopez and even if I [...]
Here’s Don Rickles talking about his friend Regis Philbin‘s shocking retirement announcement. No Indian jokes or gags about his wife falling asleep during sex? Rickles must be slipping.
These Armani ads are so predictable. Next time they should have Megan Fox topless in a pair of jeans and Rafael Nadal in a bra. Or Megan in a Hitler mustache stabbing [...]
The slobbering geek-monkeys all love Olivia Munn, and so apparently does Justin Timberlake. The difference between your average zit-ridden nerd and Justin Timberlake of course is that Justin actually has Olivia’s phone [...]
Anne Hathaway will go where Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry and countless unimaginative women at Halloween parties have gone before: into the magnificent geeky world of Batman in a [...]
Remember when Christina Aguilera was married, skinny, baby-schlepping and boring as unbuttered toast? Look at her now though folks. The husband is gone, the pounds are piling up, the baby is off [...]
Were you aware that Christina Hendricks can pull diamonds from between her boobs? It’s true. A security guard at the Golden Globes saw her do it. The Mad Men star reached down [...]
Larry King is gone from the airwaves and after this summer his old pal Regis Philbin will be joining him (to play golf or shuffleboard or whatever former TV fixtures do when [...]
I would like to respectfully ask the people at Allure magazine what in the freaking bloody tittyfucking hell they were thinking when they decided to put that picture of Jennifer Aniston on [...]
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