Man Plants Bomb in Sex Toy, Gets Arrested
Waseca, Minnesota’s Terry Allen Lester wins Worst Gift-Giver of All-Time, far outpacing every aged relative of every kid who ever asked for a cool new toy and instead got a sweater. Lester [...]
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Jaime Pressly Arrested for DUI, Takes Nice Mugshot
Jaime Pressly may have been arrested for DUI in Santa Monica around 11 PM Wednesday night, but at least she didn’t look a total mess in her mugshot. I’m getting a Michelle [...]
Jan 06, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Geek Proposes Putting Real-Life “2001″ Monolith on Moon
The moon is a really awesome place – all those craters and mountains and astronaut footprints and dinosaur bones put there by God just to fuck with humanity – but you know [...]
Jan 06, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Was Jennifer Aniston Drunk at the People’s Choice Awards?
Hmm…interesting. It appears Jennifer Aniston may have thrown back a few shots of tequila before presenting at the People’s Choice Awards Wednesday night. If this is true…it is the first cool thing [...]
Victoria Beckham Removed Her Fake Boobs
Posh Spice may still be posh but she’s definitely less spicy these days after having her breast implants removed. The faux beuxbs, Victoria Beckham explains, went against her new commitment to a [...]
Jan 06, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Emmy Rossum is Hot, Says Words Out of Her Mouth (Video)
This is reportedly a video of Emmy Rossum telling a joke. I can’t say personally because I watched it with the sound off. I preferred not to ruin the moment.
Jan 05, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Spilled Coffee Sets Off Hijacking Alert
The list of ways air travel can suck has grown by one. Imagine this: You’re on a plane flying from Chicago to Frankfurt when suddenly your flight is diverted to Canada because [...]
Jan 05, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift Have Called it Quits
The most bizarre couple of 2010 failed to make it into 2011. Like a comet blazing across the sky, the love affair of Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift was destined to shine [...]
Jan 05, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
David Arquette Takes Lindsay Lohan’s Place at Betty Ford
The Betty Ford Center has swapped a Lohan for an Arquette. Relax Patricia Arquette fans, it’s not her. Nor is it the little-known Hans Arquette of the Pismo Beach Arquettes. The Arquette [...]
Jan 04, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Gwyneth Paltrow and Jimmy Fallon Sing Terrible R&B (Video)
I’ve been informed that Gywneth Paltrow and Jimmy Fallon are making fun of “terrible” ’80s-era R&B in these videos. Terrible? How dare they suggest that Ready for the World and Timex Social [...]
Jan 04, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
NASA: “Science Fiction Movies Are Stupid and Unrealistic”
Bad science fiction has been a staple of Hollywood almost since the first caveman invented the first crude motion picture camera while sailing to Indiana with Christopher Columbus in 1066. So why [...]
Jan 04, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
Lindsay Lohan is Out of Rehab
The Betty Ford Clinic is now 100% Lohan-free. This morning, Lindsay Lohan left the famed rehab center after a 90-day stint that included at least one attempted escape, a curfew violation and [...]
Jan 03, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post
