The Biggest Concert Act of 2010: Bon Jovi
Forget Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. The biggest concert act of 2010 was none of those dynamic whippersnappers, but was instead the relatively generic and geriatric rock outfit [...]
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Katy Perry Got Drunk, Needed Help Standing
Let’s ignore the Perez Hilton photobomb action for a second and concentrate on how drunk Katy Perry is here. And now let’s speculate irresponsibly upon what Katy’s drunkenness might say about the [...]
Dec 16, 2010 | 2 comments | View Post
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Have Also Broken Up
What the hell is going on in Hollywood the last couple of days? Everybody’s breaking up. Zac and Vanessa. Dexter and Deb (er, Michael and Jennifer). And now…Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson! [...]
Dec 14, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Katy Perry is Changing Her Name
Katy Perry has decided that she will no longer be called Katy Perry. From now on, she will be called Katy Hey Everybody Look at My Boobs. Okay, here’s the real story: [...]
Dec 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Katy Perry Sang at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (Video)
A Katy Perry performance at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show? Sure, why not? You can never have enough boobs. And going-to-the-bathroom faces and armpit flashes. I can’t be the only one who’s [...]
Dec 01, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Now We Know What Katy Perry Sounds Like When She Has Sex
I’ve never actually listened to Katy Perry sing so I have no idea if this is a particularly awful performance by her or just the way she sounds all the time. I [...]
Nov 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Katy Perry-Russell Brand Wedding: Tigers, No Rihanna, $7,000 Shoes
America’s first couple of dirtiness, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, got married over the weekend in India. From reading reports on the web I have learned a few things about these super-secret [...]
Oct 25, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Katy Perry’s Boobs Booted from Sesame Street
The prudes have spoken: Katy Perry is too hot for Sesame Street. Katy and her boobs were supposed to be featured in a segment with Elmo on September 27, but a few [...]
Sep 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Katy Perry Kicked the Moonman in the Balls
This image of Katy Perry putting her foot in the Moonman’s junk metaphorically sums up the way I feel about the VMAs and MTV’s programming in general. Plus it’s weirdly hot, like [...]
Sep 13, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Katy Perry Sexied Up the Today Show (Video)
The Today Show needed some sexying up, and this morning Katy Perry was happy to oblige. Al Roker can only do so much sexying by himself, you know. Visit msnbc.com for breaking [...]
Russell Brand in His Underwear (Pic)
This is what Katy Perry lies down with every night. Well, most nights.
Jul 28, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
