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Chinese Army Band Plays "Beat It" (Plus Friday Links)

Chinese Army Band Plays “Beat It” (Plus Friday Links)

Michael Jackson would’ve loved this.  You know how he dug uniforms.  Links…
The Five Worst Movies Starring Jennifer Aniston (Guyism)
Exclusive Interview: Todd the Piranha from Piranha 3D (FlickSided)
Steampunk Dildos (LA Weekly)
Cameron Diaz Tops [...]

Michael Jackson Was Obsessed With Nazis

Michael Jackson Was Obsessed With Nazis

Revelations continue to come out about Michael Jackson that, had they emerged while he lived, would’ve resulted in even more scandal and professional disaster for the one-time King of Pop.
The new one [...]

Michael Jackson Tried to Give Bubbles Vocal Cords

Michael Jackson Tried to Give Bubbles Vocal Cords

Michael Jackson did some pretty messed-up stuff in his day.  But the messed-up stuff he did was nothing compared to the messed-up stuff he would’ve done had science only allowed it.
Of all [...]

The Secret to Chris Brown's Emotional BET Awards Appearance: Eyedrops

The Secret to Chris Brown’s Emotional BET Awards Appearance: Eyedrops

Newsflash:  Chris Brown was faking it when he cried for himself while paying tribute to Michael Jackson at the BET Awards.
Though everyone already knew Brown was a phony, we didn’t realize how [...]

La Toya Jackson is Reunited With Bubbles the Chimp.  For Some Reason.  (Video)

La Toya Jackson is Reunited With Bubbles the Chimp. For Some Reason. (Video)

Michael Jackson’s famous pet chimp Bubbles now resides in some kind of animal preserve – because if he were released back into the wild, he would just get his ass kicked by [...]

Joe Jackson Settles on a Culprit in Michael's Death.  It's Michael's Mother Katherine.

Joe Jackson Settles on a Culprit in Michael’s Death. It’s Michael’s Mother Katherine.

It only took a year, but Joe Jackson has finally decided who was truly responsible for his son Michael Jackson’s death.
Not Dr. Conrad Murray, the one who administered the drugs that finally [...]

Sandra Bullock-Jesse James Meltdown Reaches Lawyer Stage

Sandra Bullock-Jesse James Meltdown Reaches Lawyer Stage

Those who were hoping for a reconciliation between Sandra Bullock and Jesse James can pretty much forget it – Sandra is clearly not moving back in with Jesse, and now, both she [...]

Dead Michael Jackson "Signs" $200 Million Record Deal

Dead Michael Jackson “Signs” $200 Million Record Deal

Before his shocking drug-related death, Michael Jackson’s career was pretty much in the toilet.  Since that shocking drug-related death?  The once-disgraced Michael has staged possibly the most stunning comeback in the history [...]

James Brown's Body is Missing.  Zombie Godfather of Soul Could Be on the Loose.

James Brown’s Body is Missing. Zombie Godfather of Soul Could Be on the Loose.

I don’t want to alarm people living in South Carolina, but, James Brown’s body has disappeared from the temporary crypt where his daughter was keeping it, and now it’s possible that zombie [...]

Stun Gun Case Causes Spotlight to Once Again Shine on Michael Jackson's Kids

Stun Gun Case Causes Spotlight to Once Again Shine on Michael Jackson’s Kids

Michael Jackson’s kids can’t get a minute’s peace.  First they are thrust into the media spotlight by their father’s untimely and mysterious death, then they are thrust on-stage by their grandfather Joe [...]

Acting in His Official Capacity as a Cultural Voice of Reason, Jay-Z Rips the New "We Are the World"

Acting in His Official Capacity as a Cultural Voice of Reason, Jay-Z Rips the New “We Are the World”

Jay-Z is down on a lot of things:  auto-tune, Nas, humility…and, it turns out, the re-make of “We Are the World” that was recently released to help with Haiti relief.  According to [...]

The Vatican Lists the 10 Greatest Rock Albums of All-Time.  Shockingly, Marilyn Manson Fails to Make the Cut.

The Vatican Lists the 10 Greatest Rock Albums of All-Time. Shockingly, Marilyn Manson Fails to Make the Cut.

Let’s face it:  the Vatican lost a lot of its street cred when hip and happenin’ Pope John Paul II kicked off and was replaced by the uptight and traditional Benedict XVI.  [...]