Quantcast

Tag: "miley cyrus"

Okay Skanky Miley Cyrus.  We Give Up.  You Win.

Okay Skanky Miley Cyrus. We Give Up. You Win.

Miley Cyrus‘ handlers have been gradually edging her toward her “all-grown-up” skanky incarnation for months now…and Sunday night at the MuchMusic Awards they pushed it one more step. Cue the mock outrage.  [...]

Thursday Links Starring Miley Cyrus’ Ear Tattoo

Thursday Links Starring Miley Cyrus’ Ear Tattoo

Love?  What’s the other ear say?  Hate?  Child?  And Rockets?  Links: A Map of the Lost Island Casting Couch: Josh Brolin Needs to Play Magnum P.I. (FlickSided) The 8 Most Awesome Car [...]

Perez Hilton Tweets Photoshopped Miley Cyrus Upskirt Photo, May Face Child Porn Charges

Perez Hilton Tweets Photoshopped Miley Cyrus Upskirt Photo, May Face Child Porn Charges

Perez Hilton‘s days as the biggest name in celebrity gossip may be numbered.  And given the sleazy way he made that name in the first place, there is a certain justice in [...]

Friday Links Starring Miley Cyrus Kissing a Girl

Friday Links Starring Miley Cyrus Kissing a Girl

You really want to shock us Miley?  Give up show-biz and apply for Cal Tech.  Links: Christopher Nolan Says No to The Joker in Batman 3 (FlickSided) The Return of the Star [...]

Toxic Miley Cyrus Jewelry Yanked from Walmart Shelves.  White Trash Teens Forced to String Macaroni.

Toxic Miley Cyrus Jewelry Yanked from Walmart Shelves. White Trash Teens Forced to String Macaroni.

Methwhores looking for that extra touch of class have one less option today after Walmart’s decision to yank their exclusive Miley Cyrus jewelry line from shelves over concerns of high toxicity.  An [...]

Miley Cyrus Pollutes “Dancing With the Stars” With Her Weirdness (Video)

Miley Cyrus Pollutes “Dancing With the Stars” With Her Weirdness (Video)

Miley Cyrus is segueing into her “adult phase.”  Which means dressing like a dead bird and prancing around all trying-to-be-sexy while dancers from a small local production of Cats writhe around in [...]

Skanktastic Video: Miley Cyrus Makes Her Gay Producer’s Crotch Happy During Wrap Party

Skanktastic Video: Miley Cyrus Makes Her Gay Producer’s Crotch Happy During Wrap Party

I know Miley Cyrus is 17 which is well past the age when most young ladies cross over into total skankdom, and therefore I should not be surprised that she now enjoys [...]

Justin Bieber Hits the Town With Miley Cyrus.  Angels Weep.  (Video)

Justin Bieber Hits the Town With Miley Cyrus. Angels Weep. (Video)

It was only a matter of time before Justin Bieber got around to trying his white Canadian gangsta charms on Miley Cyrus.  Clearly, they worked.  He’ll have her knocked up inside of [...]

Discomfort, Thy Name is the New Miley Cyrus Video “Can’t Be Tamed”

Discomfort, Thy Name is the New Miley Cyrus Video “Can’t Be Tamed”

What do you do if you’re Miley Cyrus and you’re sick of Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift stealing all your thunder?  Make a sexy video and watch the career-enhancing outrage roll in.  [...]

Miley Cyrus Sings Duet With Age-Inappropriate Partner Bret Michaels.  Things Get Creepy.

Miley Cyrus Sings Duet With Age-Inappropriate Partner Bret Michaels. Things Get Creepy.

The best way to convey the creepiness of this duet between former Poison frontman Bret Michaels, who apparently wants to re-invent himself as Jon Bon Jovi, and Miley Cyrus is to post [...]

Page 2 of 212